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Doitagain
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lampshadehelmet said: i'd totally pee in your ice cube tray and drop an upper decker duce
and i'd have my friends "gently' escort you off the premises lol.
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dfernandez90
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Re: if this forum were a party [Re: Doitagain]
#21896 - 05/07/08 08:58 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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Doitagain said: and i'd have my friends "gently' escort you off the premises lol.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: if this forum were a party [Re: dfernandez90]
#21953 - 05/07/08 11:11 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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i've peed in my friends ice cube tray before at a party... he never found out about it for at least a week.
the ONLY reason i did it was because everyone else tried to, but they all wussed out. one of them did whack it into a mayo jar
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Coaster
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uh dood ur fyucking gay
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drSE
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lampshadehelmet said: i'd totally pee in your ice cube tray and drop an upper decker duce
i have upper deckered someone's toilet. then i poured plant pectin in their with a 3000 flush tablet.
then i proceeded to crap in the toilet itself, and drained all the water out. 4 days later when he came home, he said that he couldn't even stand in the farthest corner of his apartment without wanting to vomit.
revenge is a bitch.
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Coaster
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Re: if this forum were a party [Re: drSE]
#21961 - 05/07/08 11:37 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol wut was the revenge 4
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drSE
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Re: if this forum were a party [Re: Coaster]
#21962 - 05/07/08 11:40 AM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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i purchased a brand new vacuum and went to a concert. well, he stayed at my place and got trashed and threw up on my carpet.
then he vacuumed it up with my brand new vacuum. ¡¿WTF!? from then on every time i turned it on to vacuum it blew the smell of vomit all over my apartment.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: if this forum were a party [Re: drSE]
#21972 - 05/07/08 12:01 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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ohh that sucks. shop vacs ftw
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Coaster
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lol vacuumed up vomit
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Doitagain
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Re: if this forum were a party [Re: drSE]
#22112 - 05/07/08 02:38 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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drSE said:
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lampshadehelmet said: i'd totally pee in your ice cube tray and drop an upper decker duce
i have upper deckered someone's toilet. then i poured plant pectin in their with a 3000 flush tablet.
then i proceeded to crap in the toilet itself, and drained all the water out. 4 days later when he came home, he said that he couldn't even stand in the farthest corner of his apartment without wanting to vomit.
revenge is a bitch.
lol thats fucked. my friends pretty much know how to hang so if they puke, which is pretty rare they make it in the porcelain god, except for this one fucker who puked in a sink full of dishes he's not welcome at my house anymore.
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drSE
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Re: if this forum were a party [Re: Doitagain]
#22115 - 05/07/08 02:40 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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he said when he flushed the toilet. it was like those play dough factories machines that make the spaghetti
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: if this forum were a party [Re: Doitagain]
#22116 - 05/07/08 02:40 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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should have made him lick those dishes clean first
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Doitagain
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mel_lonta_tauda said: should have made him lick those dishes clean first
the dude was too drunk to stand up, i told his friends to just get him the fuck out of here and i dont wanna see him again.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: if this forum were a party [Re: Doitagain]
#22123 - 05/07/08 02:46 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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damn. that's happened to me only once. some girl got all wasted and puked on my carpet. she did a shitty job of cleaning it up too
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Dunno
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if this were a party i would be the guy, on the computer, scrolling Growery.org...........
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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: if this forum were a party [Re: Dunno]
#22131 - 05/07/08 02:50 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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"playyy some music mannn!"
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Dunno
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untz untz untz untz
-------------------- Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: if this forum were a party [Re: Dunno]
#22153 - 05/07/08 03:19 PM (16 years, 7 months ago) |
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i had to do it. i've never used him before. lol
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