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 Hanky
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 Liquid Explosions! 
#21239 - 05/06/08 07:56 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just had one of them where you take a big drink and it goes down wrong and you spray it everywhere, Luckily I turned away from the PC and just had to mop the floor and change my Tshirt.
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 andyistic
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21244 - 05/06/08 07:58 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hopefully Grizz and the dogs weren't nearby, either.
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Coaster
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: andyistic]
#21245 - 05/06/08 07:59 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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its best to drink after inhaling
so it gets in real deep
then u let out a phatr0 burp of smoke
i did that in class once
burped smoke
it was radical dood
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Hanky
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: andyistic]
#21251 - 05/06/08 08:01 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
andyistic said:
Hopefully Grizz and the dogs weren't nearby, either.
Grizz is asleep on the rug in front of the gas fire, the spray circle missed her by about six inches.
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ThreeLittleBirds
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Coaster]
#21284 - 05/06/08 08:20 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
its best to drink after inhaling
so it gets in real deep
then u let out a phatr0 burp of smoke
i did that in class once
burped smoke
it was radical dood
I burped up smoke in class once too, it reaked of weed so I ran off pretended like nothing happened.
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Hanky
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Gunja burps FTW!
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Dunno
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21288 - 05/06/08 08:23 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i had a friend that did lines in the back of the class.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Dunno]
#21317 - 05/06/08 08:32 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i used to do lines in my car on my pizza deliveries. i got pretty quick at it at red lights. i even had my shit broken down in a straw for quick sniffs.
not something i'm very proud of these days
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Dunno
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lol, when i use to work at sea world i would always have a little mirror and the perfect straw with me so i could do lines in the bathroom. i was like 16 going through 3-4 grams a week to myself.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21485 - 05/06/08 10:11 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i forgot to tighten the cap on my bottle of big bloom. When i went to shake it today i effectively sprayed liquid shit all over myself, the counter top, the cabinet doors, and the floor. Yah, that was fun.
I think im more pissed i wasted the nutes tho 
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21488 - 05/06/08 10:13 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Man, I want a beer.
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andyistic
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: 0xYg3n]
#21490 - 05/06/08 10:14 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have a few bottles - come on over.
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Dunno
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: andyistic]
#21493 - 05/06/08 10:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
andyistic said:
Hey, you're a guy, I have a few bottles - cum on over.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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andyistic
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Dunno]
#21494 - 05/06/08 10:16 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Once again - if it's not funny, don't do the misquote thingie. 
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Dunno
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: andyistic]
#21496 - 05/06/08 10:18 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
andyistic said:
I think dunno is funny. 
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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andyistic
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Dunno]
#21497 - 05/06/08 10:19 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sure - about as funny as a hangnail. 
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Dunno
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: andyistic]
#21503 - 05/06/08 10:22 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
andyistic said:
i wonder what tom hanks is doing
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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0xYg3n
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: andyistic]
#21510 - 05/06/08 10:24 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
andyistic said:
I have a few bottles - come on over.
I'm trying to quit, lol. Damn, I Just opened a Sierra Nevada though. 
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andyistic
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: 0xYg3n]
#21518 - 05/06/08 10:29 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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You don't need to quit - just slow down and drink something more expensive.
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Quote:
ThreeLittleBirds said:
Quote:
Coaster said:
its best to drink after inhaling
so it gets in real deep
then u let out a phatr0 burp of smoke
i did that in class once
burped smoke
it was radical dood
I burped up smoke in class once too, it reaked of weed so I ran off pretended like nothing happened.
ditto
and in front of mommy, and the principal...im glad some one else burps clouds...i mean sometimes if a hit is way to harsh ill swallow it, but even from just casual smokin i burp smoke....damn commies
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21537 - 05/06/08 10:47 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Considering the user and the thread title, this thread fails to deliver 
:tubgirl:
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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0xYg3n
el cid
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: andyistic]
#21541 - 05/06/08 10:53 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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what if I was chugging Grey Goose? :borface:
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andyistic
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: 0xYg3n]
#21543 - 05/06/08 10:54 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well now you're talking Toadie territory.
Are you prepared to enter that domain?
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Hanky
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: coda]
#21544 - 05/06/08 10:55 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said:
I think im more pissed i wasted the nutes tho
QFT. That shit's not cheap.
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Hanky
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Quote:
Dexter_Morgan said:
Considering the user and the thread title, this thread fails to deliver
:tubgirl:
This place isn't OTD, it'll develop its own character.
personally I was sick of two dozen try hards posting scat pics to fit in, that's why I don't bother having a shroomery puppet anymore. OTD and the Pub are both fucked.
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andyistic
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21555 - 05/06/08 10:59 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not to mention that the pages load a hella lot faster without said pics.
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wowitch420
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: andyistic]
#21569 - 05/06/08 11:04 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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scat is nasty, rarely funny but when it is its grand
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highasfuck
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: wowitch420]
#21576 - 05/06/08 11:07 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hanky
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: andyistic]
#21578 - 05/06/08 11:07 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've decided that this is the only pic I'll ever need anyway.
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wowitch420
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21579 - 05/06/08 11:08 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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that must hurt having your balls like that
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0xYg3n
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21583 - 05/06/08 11:09 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahaha, that's the old version, mang.
edit: lemme go grab the new one real quick. Er wait, did you see it?
Edited by 0xYg3n (05/06/08 11:13 PM)
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highasfuck
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21585 - 05/06/08 11:09 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hanky said:
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Hanky
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: wowitch420]
#21587 - 05/06/08 11:10 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
wowitch420 said:
scat is nasty, rarely funny but when it is its grand
Scat is always funny, if you cant laugh at dumb fucks shitting on each other then you have no sense of humor or were brought up in a strict religious family, either way I feel sorry for you.
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andyistic
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21588 - 05/06/08 11:10 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hanky said:
I've decided that this is the only pic I'll ever need anyway.
That's perfect for leaving bad ratings to those who deserve it.
Then again, I don't know how strict the rules are around here.
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Hanky
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: andyistic]
#21601 - 05/06/08 11:13 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm not going to start posting shock pics in peoples ratings, I know better.
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0xYg3n
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21602 - 05/06/08 11:14 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do you have the crankey spanky still?
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wowitch420
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21603 - 05/06/08 11:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hanky said:
Quote:
wowitch420 said:
scat is nasty, rarely funny but when it is its grand
Scat is always funny, if you cant laugh at dumb fucks shitting on each other then you have no sense of humor or were brought up in a strict religious family, either way I feel sorry for you.
haha i know man its funny i can see it. But its so hard to look at! the feces! unless you just have a passion for shit.
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0xYg3n
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: wowitch420]
#21611 - 05/06/08 11:17 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I can't find the awesome_crankey_spanky. But here it is.
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Hanky
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: wowitch420]
#21755 - 05/07/08 01:07 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
wowitch420 said:
Quote:
Hanky said:
Quote:
wowitch420 said:
scat is nasty, rarely funny but when it is its grand
Scat is always funny, if you cant laugh at dumb fucks shitting on each other then you have no sense of humor or were brought up in a strict religious family, either way I feel sorry for you.
haha i know man its funny i can see it. But its so hard to look at! the feces! unless you just have a passion for shit.
Going on what you've told us recently, I can see why you are uncomfortable with fecal matter, It's all good, we understand.
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andyistic
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21761 - 05/07/08 01:11 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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We can forever taunt him with the almighty fecal dildo. 
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Hanky
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: andyistic]
#21762 - 05/07/08 01:12 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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He can have that user name if he likes!
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andyistic
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21764 - 05/07/08 01:15 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't know ...
Well-known names from the past should be reserved just to maintain
some sanity when making references to previous incidents.
Probably not all that important, but I think it's safer.
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Hanky
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: andyistic]
#21767 - 05/07/08 01:20 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why bother, I only had the name fecal dildo for about four months and anyone who knew me knew I was Hanky.
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21779 - 05/07/08 01:34 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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FECAL WAS A LEGEND BRAh
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21800 - 05/07/08 01:50 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hanky said:
I just had one of them where you take a big drink and it goes down wrong and you spray it everywhere, Luckily I turned away from the PC and just had to mop the floor and change my Tshirt.
i just had the kind where you drink straight from a pitcher of margarita that my friend made last night for cinco de mayo and it spills on the arrow keys on your keyboard and they're all sticky. if i had a nickel for everytime that happened man.
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fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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andyistic
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Doitagain]
#21804 - 05/07/08 01:52 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Keep drinks away from the computer.
The need to be away from the computer while jacking off should be self-evident.
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Re: Liquid Explosions! *DELETED* [Re: Hanky]
#21805 - 05/07/08 01:53 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hanky
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No.
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: Hanky]
#21827 - 05/07/08 02:02 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fat Ladies Bingo!
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Hanky
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: 0xYg3n]
#21838 - 05/07/08 02:13 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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neepling
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: 0xYg3n]
#23414 - 05/09/08 07:30 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
0xYg3n said:
I can't find the awesome_crankey_spanky. But here it is.
i liked the one with the  face waving around on his dick even better...  
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Re: Liquid Explosions! [Re: neepling]
#23419 - 05/09/08 07:39 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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