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 Picklez
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 you are NOT the father 
#206676 - 03/18/09 12:05 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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time to get drunkkk
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 ThreeLittleBirds
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Re: you are NOT the father [Re: Picklez]
#206684 - 03/18/09 12:23 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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20 guys later..............................
you are not the father
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"Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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Picklez
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i love the maury show
the girl is always "1000% sure"
then runs back stage crying. it tickles me every time
I also love when the guy walks out and then picks up his chair and moves it clear to the other side of the stage
"she be fuckin everybody in the hood maury, that baby dont even look like me"
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ThreeLittleBirds
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Re: you are NOT the father [Re: Picklez]
#206689 - 03/18/09 12:32 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I remember some people I worked with talking about someone they knew on Maury for testing results, the baby's father ended being burned to death inside his car. Some kid poured gas on him and torched him. I remeber seeing the shit on the local news kid got 70 years I think. Fucked up.
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"Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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Picklez
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Quote:
ThreeLittleBirds said:
I remember some people I worked with talking about someone they knew on Maury for testing results, the baby's father ended being burned to death inside his car. Some kid poured gas on him and torched him. I remeber seeing the shit on the local news kid got 70 years I think. Fucked up.
extremely fucked up
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Sacrament
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Re: you are NOT the father [Re: Picklez]
#206696 - 03/18/09 12:54 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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id do it 
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Who the boss nigga?
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Polkaudio3
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Re: you are NOT the father [Re: Picklez]
#206697 - 03/18/09 12:56 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey Banez, I had a friend go on that show one time! They found it out was his kid. I wished you could have seen his meth head mom, She weighs like 90 pounds wet, Her face sinks in an omg she is a wreck!
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Say boy You dont wanna get hit with the AR AR 15 15 Flip cars
So just imagine what it do to pussy niggaz thats goin against me I come hard So hard that I'm bruising up my knuckles I'm watchin my fist bleed fists bleed So whatI'm bustin this bustin this fuckin up everyone that it sees So move to the left cuz you might catch a hot one
Tear a whole square out ya chest with the shotgun
Make a whole pair out one nigga with the shotgun
We can go there my nigga I'm so there
Rockin by myself with the chopper on the backseat
Shoot at the driver side knock his body to the backseat
Stop Pause Nigga I'm Dominique Dawes
Flippin bitch niggaz when the shotty's go off
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ThreeLittleBirds
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Re: you are NOT the father [Re: Sacrament]
#206698 - 03/18/09 12:56 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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what burn someone to death?
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"Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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Sacrament
XaNaX
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Yeah im fucking crazy 
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Who the boss nigga?
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Picklez
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Re: you are NOT the father [Re: Polkaudio3]
#206701 - 03/18/09 01:01 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Polkaudio3 said:
Hey Banez, I had a friend go on that show one time! They found it out was his kid. I wished you could have seen his meth head mom, She weighs like 90 pounds wet, Her face sinks in an omg she is a wreck!
Oh I love when the people bring their trashy parents on with them. I wonder how much they get paid for going on the show
One I watched at 5am this morning, big black dude on there with his mom and his mom is ragging him hardcore and telling him to be a man and shit. tests come back and neither one of the 2 babies were his. his mom just had this look like "oh lord, i feel retarded"
the audience isn quite awesome too
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Polkaudio3
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Re: you are NOT the father [Re: Picklez]
#206703 - 03/18/09 01:02 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well it seems like I remember them not getting paid nothing? They got a free plane ticket and got to ride for free in the car and stuff.
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Say boy You dont wanna get hit with the AR AR 15 15 Flip cars
So just imagine what it do to pussy niggaz thats goin against me I come hard So hard that I'm bruising up my knuckles I'm watchin my fist bleed fists bleed So whatI'm bustin this bustin this fuckin up everyone that it sees So move to the left cuz you might catch a hot one
Tear a whole square out ya chest with the shotgun
Make a whole pair out one nigga with the shotgun
We can go there my nigga I'm so there
Rockin by myself with the chopper on the backseat
Shoot at the driver side knock his body to the backseat
Stop Pause Nigga I'm Dominique Dawes
Flippin bitch niggaz when the shotty's go off
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Picklez
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Re: you are NOT the father [Re: Polkaudio3]
#206704 - 03/18/09 01:04 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Really? there is no way in hell I would look like a jackass on TV for a plane ticket to New York. fuck that
Reminds me..
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Cody
Registered: 02/17/09
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Loc: South East USA
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Re: you are NOT the father [Re: Picklez]
#206714 - 03/18/09 02:32 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's really funny when the chick is on Maury for the 3rd time with the same kid and shes getting a 3rd dude getting tested AND HES STILL NOT THE FATHER!
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