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 kidaihuan
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 I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stolen 
#20544 - 05/05/08 11:11 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I found it on the side of the road is the best I can think of.
Requirements
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1) Cannot detail any illegal doing by me (such as mugging someone or grave robbing).
2) Cannot be that the watch is fake.
My family is, well, not poor as fuck, but not rich enough for a Citizen watch - no way we could afford a Rolex.
I'm going to be giving a few different watches to different family members when I get back from China and I need to give them a story they can use when people ask where they got it. They'll think my family is made up of dumb fucks if we say we bought them, and they probably won't believe us, so I dunno.
What do you think? Any stories in mind?
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 maggotz
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: kidaihuan]
#20546 - 05/05/08 11:12 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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you are really fucking retarded. you should get banned from here too.
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Brugman
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: kidaihuan]
#20552 - 05/05/08 11:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah man, lame to the max.
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andyistic
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: maggotz]
#20553 - 05/05/08 11:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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You saw those poll results right?
I bet I'll be doing another one of those here before too long with similar results.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: andyistic]
#20561 - 05/05/08 11:23 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hanky
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: maggotz]
#20563 - 05/05/08 11:23 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
maggotz said:
you are really fucking retarded. you should get banned from here too.
QFT.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: Hanky]
#20569 - 05/05/08 11:27 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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You're a dog's anus.
BTW, FecalDildo was more fit for Fat Ladies Bingo.
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Hanky
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: kidaihuan]
#20573 - 05/05/08 11:29 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I was Fecal, you fucking tard.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: kidaihuan]
#20574 - 05/05/08 11:29 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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$15 for a Rolex Submariner w/ automatic, working date, full markings and stainless steel is not a ripoff.
And I didn't buy from a nigger, bought from a Chinese guy in a fake market.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: kidaihuan]
#20576 - 05/05/08 11:30 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I know.
FecalDildo is a better name.
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Hanky
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: kidaihuan]
#20581 - 05/05/08 11:32 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
kidaihuan said:
$15 for a Rolex Submariner w/ automatic, working date, full markings and stainless steel is not a ripoff.
It's not a rolex, it's a $1 watch with delusions of grandeur.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: Hanky]
#20582 - 05/05/08 11:35 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Don't bash fakes unless you've got a real one.
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Hanky
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: kidaihuan]
#20584 - 05/05/08 11:35 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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You got ripped off $14. 
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Laysthepipe
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: Hanky]
#20585 - 05/05/08 11:36 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hanky said:
Quote:
kidaihuan said:
$15 for a Rolex Submariner w/ automatic, working date, full markings and stainless steel is not a ripoff.
It's not a rolex, it's a $1 watch with delusions of grandeur.
You can google rollex fake and real and find some sites that tell you how to distinguish the genuine watches from the fakes.
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: Laysthepipe]
#20586 - 05/05/08 11:37 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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1: go to atlanta
2: trade it for a gram of shitty blow
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kidaihuan
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: Laysthepipe]
#20616 - 05/06/08 12:01 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Laysthepipe said:
Quote:
Hanky said:
Quote:
kidaihuan said:
$15 for a Rolex Submariner w/ automatic, working date, full markings and stainless steel is not a ripoff.
It's not a rolex, it's a $1 watch with delusions of grandeur.
You can google rollex fake and real and find some sites that tell you how to distinguish the genuine watches from the fakes.
Yeah, I did.
After a close inspection by others and myself, and without taking it apart, it meets the external criteria for a real with two small exceptions being that the stamp on the inside of the clasp is not correct. The small words Registered Swiss Made are incorrectly punched. This does not appear on the 'Fake or Genuine' websites, but it does seem odd to me and probably unlike the real. The other exception is that when you turn the dial around the face, a total turn makes 148 clicking noises instead of 120. Or I counted wrong, either way.
Other than that, the srap screws, the caseback, the hologram, the stamps on the back and the strap, the crown, the laser engraving, the date magnification, sweeping hands at 6 ticks per second, is all correct.
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Laysthepipe
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: kidaihuan]
#20620 - 05/06/08 12:04 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Does the second hand tick smoothly and not all riggedy
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: Laysthepipe]
#20624 - 05/06/08 12:11 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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There probably isn't one on his model.
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Laysthepipe
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: andyistic]
#20625 - 05/06/08 12:12 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
andyistic said:
There probably isn't one on his model.
Must be why he logged off.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: Laysthepipe]
#20627 - 05/06/08 12:22 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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It sweeps, six times per second like the real one.
I made a digital recording a few days back to check exactly how many times per second it ticked.
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Toiletduk
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: kidaihuan]
#20670 - 05/06/08 07:49 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quit buying fake Rolexes and fobbing them off as real, you cheap bastard! 
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elaspeinreason
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: Laysthepipe]
#20705 - 05/06/08 09:34 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i have a real one , i stole it.
HA.
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: elaspeinreason]
#20713 - 05/06/08 09:52 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'n actually going to go with, my wife is really rich and she bought the Rolex.
It was her idea, jokingly, now I'm sticking with it.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: kidaihuan]
#20733 - 05/06/08 10:38 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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so how's all the monk-killing over there? You guys letting them fight back yet, or still just stabbing them mid-pray?
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#20771 - 05/06/08 11:44 AM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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religions are evil. hopefully, when they kill all the monks they start in on the vatican.
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kidaihuan
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Re: I need to make up a story about how I got my Rolexes, so people don't think they're fake or stol [Re: dirtytaco]
#21042 - 05/06/08 05:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mid-pray.
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