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 captain.koons
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ThreeLittleBirds said:
alcohol + girls= easy score
coke works too
me + girls = easy score
coke works too
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wowitch420
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wow you are a really oldschool baller huh
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captain.koons
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 Re: asian ppl..  [Re: wowitch420]
#172007 - 12/28/08 09:11 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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im not that baller
my friends are though
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bananatelephone
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: wowitch420]
#172023 - 12/28/08 09:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Asian's are just obviously poon masters.
I mean cmon, if that race can perfect ninjas, d00ds must know the secret of pussy.
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captain.koons
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exactly.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Quote:
bananatelephone said:
Asian's are just obviously poon masters.
I mean cmon, if that race can perfect ninjas, d00ds must know the secret of pussy.
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 Jmk0420
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: Jmk0420]
#172052 - 12/28/08 10:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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when i was a kid my dad always told me we were related to bruce lee. i never believed him anyway, since my mom said we were related to elvis as well 
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captain.koons
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mel_lonta_tauda said:
when i was a kid my dad always told me we were related to bruce lee. i never believed him anyway, since my mom said we were related to elvis as well
Neither of them are Mexican...
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TripityDooDaDay
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: wowitch420]
#172073 - 12/28/08 11:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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wowitch420 said:
wow you are a really oldschool baller huh
Or he just figured out that coke ALWAYS works.
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ltd
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coke might work for getting subpar snatch
which has probably been wrecked by a handful of cokeheads before you
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TripityDooDaDay
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: ltd]
#172076 - 12/28/08 11:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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True enough if ya leave out the probably.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Quote:
captain.koons said:
Quote:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
when i was a kid my dad always told me we were related to bruce lee. i never believed him anyway, since my mom said we were related to elvis as well
Neither of them are Mexican...
god dammit koons i'm not mexican lol
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TripityDooDaDay
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Koons got brown eye on his mind and you in his sights?
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captain.koons
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Quote:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
Quote:
captain.koons said:
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mel_lonta_tauda said:
when i was a kid my dad always told me we were related to bruce lee. i never believed him anyway, since my mom said we were related to elvis as well
Neither of them are Mexican...
god dammit koons i'm not mexican lol
okay whatever it is you told me you are.. "latino" or whatever neither Elvis or Bruce Lee are that.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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filipino. i'm aware they're not either one, i just think it's a little weird they'd make up such lies 
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captain.koons
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: ltd]
#172083 - 12/28/08 11:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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ltd said:
coke might work for getting subpar snatch
which has probably been wrecked by a handful of cokeheads before you
you obviously don't know what you're talking about
COKE MAKES PEOPLE VIOLENTLY HORNY, or at least it does when it's good.
Coke hinders the effects of alcohol
so you got these horny monster sluts just begging for coke and they're already in debt with you for all the booze and coke they've consumed... and you're conviently there with your cock hanging out your pants... you know what happens!
you would be suprised how many sluts u get with coke aren't cokeheads.. people act like fienders for coke dealers attention
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captain.koons
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you know im just playing
my mom has made some outragous lies like telling me it's fillipino super supidition that if you cut your nails at night you want your mother to die.
I still don't feel right cutting my nails at night 
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mel_lonta_tauda
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that's messed up. my aunt and i were discussing this last night actually. as a kid my cousin was told that if you stay up late at night then your nose will bleed...
ahh if i had more to share i would. asians are fucking crazy dude
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captain.koons
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I can't tell you some of the shit my mom has said
she's seriously scarred me with some of that crap
but yeah she's basically made me feel like I was playing with her life (this would be when i was like 3 or 4?)
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