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 Jmk0420
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#171517 - 12/28/08 02:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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 if he can do it....so can we.....right??
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b0b gnarley
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 Re: asian ppl.. [Re: Jmk0420]
#171520 - 12/28/08 02:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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he could crush you with his mind
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 captain.koons
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: Jmk0420]
#171522 - 12/28/08 02:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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asians always get the poon
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impgl
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azn poon
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: impgl]
#171534 - 12/28/08 02:57 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i always get poon and im a quarter phlip
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impgl
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that doesnt add up
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Jmk0420
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: impgl]
#171536 - 12/28/08 02:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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fuck that...word i'd work that shit better than that dude...no doubt....
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: Jmk0420]
#171539 - 12/28/08 03:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i work it the best out of all yous mofo's
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: Jmk0420]
#171553 - 12/28/08 08:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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asians ftw 
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impgl
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the best, sweetest poosay i ever ate came from this azn. it tasted like candy i would eat it forever
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: impgl]
#171569 - 12/28/08 10:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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highasfuck
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: Jmk0420]
#171601 - 12/28/08 01:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Kiduianas puppet
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ThreeLittleBirds
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: Jmk0420]
#171762 - 12/28/08 06:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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she's got too much make up around the eyes
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captain.koons
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I'm pretty sure you're gay.
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MassSpectrometer
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asians are the best because you give them one shot and they get drunk and super horny
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Jmk0420
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Quote:
she's got too much make up around the eyes
Guess that's way the dude's try'n hit it from the back  
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captain.koons
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click there even if you are gay because you will be converted back to ungayness if theres any ungayness left
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mel_lonta_tauda
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tr00f
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highasfuck
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:boner:
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captain.koons
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btw you owe me a new pair of underwear
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mel_lonta_tauda
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whack at your own risk
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ThreeLittleBirds
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Quote:
captain.koons said:
I'm pretty sure you're gay.
I just don't like fake looking people that okay for you obviously
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Three little birds
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Singin sweet songs
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ThreeLittleBirds
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: Jmk0420]
#171892 - 12/28/08 08:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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"Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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captain.koons
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Quote:
ThreeLittleBirds said:
Quote:
captain.koons said:
I'm pretty sure you're gay.
I just don't like fake looking people that okay for you obviously
well my penis says yes and my brain still says yes.
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ThreeLittleBirds
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Quote:
captain.koons said:
Quote:
ThreeLittleBirds said:
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captain.koons said:
I'm pretty sure you're gay.
I just don't like fake looking people that okay for you obviously
well my penis says yes and my brain still says yes.
you make no sense
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Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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b0b gnarley
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interesting how you compare a hot girl to a man. Especially Alice Cooper. 
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ThreeLittleBirds
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just the eyes
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Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
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b0b gnarley
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captain.koons
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it's also interesting when you see a hot girl like that bent over you're paying attention to her eyes.
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ThreeLittleBirds
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when there's a guy behind her? no! another girl yes!
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Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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captain.koons
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you're not helping your defense.
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ThreeLittleBirds
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yeah I am you just don't want to listen to reason
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Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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captain.koons
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take your hand and put it over the asian guy and tell us if anything happens in your pants
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ThreeLittleBirds
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well I just jerked off in the shower so nothing right now
also pics never do it I'm not 13 anymore
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Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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captain.koons
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Ohh touchee
I'm chemically castrated.. so I only dream of having sex.
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ThreeLittleBirds
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alcohol + girls= easy score
coke works too
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Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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b0b gnarley
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this thread makes me feel like im being watched 
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ThreeLittleBirds
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maybe you are
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captain.koons
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Quote:
ThreeLittleBirds said:
alcohol + girls= easy score
coke works too
me + girls = easy score
coke works too
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wowitch420
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wow you are a really oldschool baller huh
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captain.koons
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: wowitch420]
#172007 - 12/28/08 09:11 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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im not that baller
my friends are though
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bananatelephone
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: wowitch420]
#172023 - 12/28/08 09:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Asian's are just obviously poon masters.
I mean cmon, if that race can perfect ninjas, d00ds must know the secret of pussy.
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captain.koons
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exactly.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Quote:
bananatelephone said:
Asian's are just obviously poon masters.
I mean cmon, if that race can perfect ninjas, d00ds must know the secret of pussy.
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Jmk0420
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: Jmk0420]
#172052 - 12/28/08 10:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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when i was a kid my dad always told me we were related to bruce lee. i never believed him anyway, since my mom said we were related to elvis as well
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captain.koons
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Quote:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
when i was a kid my dad always told me we were related to bruce lee. i never believed him anyway, since my mom said we were related to elvis as well
Neither of them are Mexican...
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: wowitch420]
#172073 - 12/28/08 11:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
wowitch420 said:
wow you are a really oldschool baller huh
Or he just figured out that coke ALWAYS works.
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ltd
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coke might work for getting subpar snatch
which has probably been wrecked by a handful of cokeheads before you
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: ltd]
#172076 - 12/28/08 11:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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True enough if ya leave out the probably.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Quote:
captain.koons said:
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mel_lonta_tauda said:
when i was a kid my dad always told me we were related to bruce lee. i never believed him anyway, since my mom said we were related to elvis as well
Neither of them are Mexican...
god dammit koons i'm not mexican lol
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TripityDooDaDay
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Koons got brown eye on his mind and you in his sights?
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captain.koons
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Quote:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
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captain.koons said:
Quote:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
when i was a kid my dad always told me we were related to bruce lee. i never believed him anyway, since my mom said we were related to elvis as well
Neither of them are Mexican...
god dammit koons i'm not mexican lol
okay whatever it is you told me you are.. "latino" or whatever neither Elvis or Bruce Lee are that.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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filipino. i'm aware they're not either one, i just think it's a little weird they'd make up such lies 
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captain.koons
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: ltd]
#172083 - 12/28/08 11:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
ltd said:
coke might work for getting subpar snatch
which has probably been wrecked by a handful of cokeheads before you
you obviously don't know what you're talking about
COKE MAKES PEOPLE VIOLENTLY HORNY, or at least it does when it's good.
Coke hinders the effects of alcohol
so you got these horny monster sluts just begging for coke and they're already in debt with you for all the booze and coke they've consumed... and you're conviently there with your cock hanging out your pants... you know what happens!
you would be suprised how many sluts u get with coke aren't cokeheads.. people act like fienders for coke dealers attention
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captain.koons
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you know im just playing
my mom has made some outragous lies like telling me it's fillipino super supidition that if you cut your nails at night you want your mother to die.
I still don't feel right cutting my nails at night 
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mel_lonta_tauda
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that's messed up. my aunt and i were discussing this last night actually. as a kid my cousin was told that if you stay up late at night then your nose will bleed...
ahh if i had more to share i would. asians are fucking crazy dude
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captain.koons
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I can't tell you some of the shit my mom has said
she's seriously scarred me with some of that crap
but yeah she's basically made me feel like I was playing with her life (this would be when i was like 3 or 4?)
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: ltd]
#172236 - 12/29/08 11:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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ltd said:
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ezKiel
All About the Haze
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Quote:
bananatelephone said:
Asian's are just obviously poon masters.
I mean cmon, if that race can perfect ninjas, d00ds must know the secret of pussy.
it is widely accpeted that nicola tesla, pioneer of amazing electrical advances, died a virgin.
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captain.koons
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: ezKiel]
#172486 - 12/29/08 10:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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incorrect my grandmother told me about how they got together.
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ezKiel
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I'm from the old school that believes there has to be friction for it to count as sex.
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captain.koons
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: ezKiel]
#172492 - 12/29/08 10:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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be nice to my deceased grandmother!
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ezKiel
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a could never be a nice as she was
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captain.koons
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: ezKiel]
#172520 - 12/29/08 11:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I never really knew her as the whole time I knew her she was already very elderly and needed caring for.
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ezKiel
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kno what you mean. i had a great grandama 1899-2001 rip
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captain.koons
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Re: asian ppl.. [Re: ezKiel]
#172551 - 12/30/08 01:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I think my grandma passed away in 97 that was a sad month for me
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