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 human_lunchmeats
Packaged post-coitally
Registered: 04/29/08
Posts: 16
Last seen: 15 years, 8 months
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 My Penis Infection Grow log 
#162984 - 12/15/08 12:20 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Day 1,
I met a really nasty girl today. My craigslist add read "Single STDs-free male seeking STDs-ridden female". I arrived at her house, and the first thing i noticed was a gathering of styes collected on her right eye-lid. The gag brought on by the putrid stench emanating from herself and her house left me with an abhorrent, acidic secretion in the roof of my mouth. She was sprawled naked on her bed spread eagle, face down, providing me a clear view of what can be only described as a twat. Her AIDs-riddenness was disparagingly apparent when I looked at her. She must have been infected with at least 3 STDs, including syphilis, gonorrhea, and herpes. My first tip off to this was when I looked in her eyes, they had yellow-ish secretions coming out of them. Her vagina also smelled like gafilta fish.
After intercourse I felt ok. I anticipate genital cold sores developing in 4-7 days.
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
 
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 25,306
Loc: Sativa Central 
Last seen: 13 years, 7 months
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 mhbound
Ballin out at all cost
Registered: 09/22/08
Posts: 8,144
Loc: High
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Re: My Penis Infection Grow log [Re: Coaster]
#162994 - 12/15/08 12:34 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Suck my balls America
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 25,306
Loc: Sativa Central
Last seen: 13 years, 7 months
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Re: My Penis Infection Grow log [Re: mhbound]
#162995 - 12/15/08 12:35 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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TokinHippie
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 39
Loc: A Freezer
Last seen: 13 years, 3 months
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Re: My Penis Infection Grow log [Re: Coaster]
#162998 - 12/15/08 12:56 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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 Happy Moon Day!!!! May we return again soon! 
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 25,306
Loc: Sativa Central
Last seen: 13 years, 7 months
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Re: My Penis Infection Grow log [Re: TokinHippie]
#162999 - 12/15/08 01:02 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
TokinHippie said:
ur the winner of the most appropriate gremlin 
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Icky
Registered: 12/15/08
Posts: 38
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Re: My Penis Infection Grow log [Re: Coaster]
#163183 - 12/15/08 05:03 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Thats just wrong.
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ltd
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 6,042
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