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 impgl
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 i had an embarrassing night last night 
#150328 - 11/24/08 12:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i feel like an asshole. i was being mean to all of my friends, but especially my girlfriend for no reason. i got kicked out of a bar and stole a jaguar car emblem, walked out of a store with a 12 pack of celebration ale, a handle of vodka, vegan kielbasas, and packets of tofurkey. when i walked out, i was so drunk that i tripped and dropped the vodka so it shattered everywhere. then i tried hitch hiking home, and got pissed so i threw a full bottle of beer at a car. they came and back and kicked my ass (but they did a terrible job, i only hurt on one part of my leg). i then met back up with my friends and started calling my girlfriend a bitch and a nigger, for no reason. we started walking back home where i began to try to hot wire a car, but my friends pulled my out of the car. we made it back home amazingly with out getting arrested. i kept talking shit on my gf and she just got all pissed and smashed my guitar and threw away some of my weed. now im here embarrassed as hell for the whole thing and started to write a letter of apology to all of my friends. i feel fucking awful. im usually such a nice guy too  fuck i need to not go on belligerent benders like that n e more. how are you guys doing?
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150330 - 11/24/08 01:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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wow dude u really do sound like a frat boy
y does alcohol make ppl so angry
y were u stealin sum1s car lol
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: Coaster]
#150331 - 11/24/08 01:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
impgl said:
smashed my guitar and threw away some of my weed./quote]
Dude you threw away weed? Get the fuck out of here.
Edited by oxalic32 (11/24/08 01:05 PM)
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Coaster
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: oxalic32]
#150332 - 11/24/08 01:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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no his gf did not him dude
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: Coaster]
#150333 - 11/24/08 01:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yo i cant go on these boards high anymore. I skip around when i read these stories. Fucking wall of text.
Edited by oxalic32 (11/24/08 01:06 PM)
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impgl
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: Coaster]
#150334 - 11/24/08 01:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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im more of a no good punk. alcohol usually makes me super nice, but i drink all the time and bound to have a bad spell eevry once n a while. i was trying to steal a car so we didnt have to walk home it was like a 20 minute walk one time when i was really drun k in sf i hotwired a big tractor 
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Coaster
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150335 - 11/24/08 01:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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lawlllllllllll
hotwire a tractor thats hilarious
y did ur friends send u on errands to pick up all that stuff with no ride home that blows
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: oxalic32]
#150336 - 11/24/08 01:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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wow dude that sound like a bad night. What were you drinking?
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impgl
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150338 - 11/24/08 01:11 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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never mind i just asked and she just hid my jars to piss me off
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impgl
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: Coaster]
#150339 - 11/24/08 01:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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nah they didnt send me on errands i just kinda got kicked out of the bar cause i couldnt even stand straight so i was right by a store and wanted to do it myself.
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: m3kgt]
#150342 - 11/24/08 01:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i started the morning off by drinking lemontini's then later some chocolate cakes, then just straight up vodka citron, and then straight up vanilla vodka. then beer. then more vodka. aw shoot, apparently i rode a big dumpster down a hill im reckless
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Coaster
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150344 - 11/24/08 01:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol ya drinking all day only leads to that
or ugly sex
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 mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150346 - 11/24/08 01:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
impgl said:
aw shoot, apparently i rode a big dumpster down a hill im reckless
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Justice_Fish
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#150387 - 11/24/08 02:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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manic raging drunkeness ftw
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impgl
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: Justice_Fish]
#150466 - 11/24/08 05:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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twould of been all good, cept i was being a douche to the gf, i guess. i keep finding out more and more about what happened last night and it seems like great fun, i wish i remembered it. lol my other friend got all wasted, split from us, and spent the night in jail.
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150469 - 11/24/08 05:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
impgl said:
and spent the night in jail.
consider yourself lucky?
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impgl
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: Justice_Fish]
#150472 - 11/24/08 05:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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apparently i was on a nigger and bitch yelling storm, which i never say nigger, but last night i guess i kept yelling it to all kindsa people, and apparently the car i hit w the beer bottle had 4 black guys and when they strolled up to kick my ass, i called them niggers
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150474 - 11/24/08 05:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Justice_Fish
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150475 - 11/24/08 05:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I don't know if I should laugh or admire your drunken courage
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150479 - 11/24/08 05:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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your lucky they didnt kill your stupid ass man
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Edited by wowitch420 (11/24/08 05:41 PM)
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