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 impgl
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 i had an embarrassing night last night 
#150328 - 11/24/08 12:58 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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i feel like an asshole. i was being mean to all of my friends, but especially my girlfriend for no reason. i got kicked out of a bar and stole a jaguar car emblem, walked out of a store with a 12 pack of celebration ale, a handle of vodka, vegan kielbasas, and packets of tofurkey. when i walked out, i was so drunk that i tripped and dropped the vodka so it shattered everywhere. then i tried hitch hiking home, and got pissed so i threw a full bottle of beer at a car. they came and back and kicked my ass (but they did a terrible job, i only hurt on one part of my leg). i then met back up with my friends and started calling my girlfriend a bitch and a nigger, for no reason. we started walking back home where i began to try to hot wire a car, but my friends pulled my out of the car. we made it back home amazingly with out getting arrested. i kept talking shit on my gf and she just got all pissed and smashed my guitar and threw away some of my weed. now im here embarrassed as hell for the whole thing and started to write a letter of apology to all of my friends. i feel fucking awful. im usually such a nice guy too  fuck i need to not go on belligerent benders like that n e more. how are you guys doing?
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150330 - 11/24/08 01:02 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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wow dude u really do sound like a frat boy
y does alcohol make ppl so angry
y were u stealin sum1s car lol
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: Coaster]
#150331 - 11/24/08 01:05 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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Quote:
impgl said:
smashed my guitar and threw away some of my weed./quote]
Dude you threw away weed? Get the fuck out of here.
Edited by oxalic32 (11/24/08 01:05 PM)
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Coaster
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: oxalic32]
#150332 - 11/24/08 01:05 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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no his gf did not him dude
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: Coaster]
#150333 - 11/24/08 01:06 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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Yo i cant go on these boards high anymore. I skip around when i read these stories. Fucking wall of text.
Edited by oxalic32 (11/24/08 01:06 PM)
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impgl
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: Coaster]
#150334 - 11/24/08 01:08 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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im more of a no good punk. alcohol usually makes me super nice, but i drink all the time and bound to have a bad spell eevry once n a while. i was trying to steal a car so we didnt have to walk home it was like a 20 minute walk one time when i was really drun k in sf i hotwired a big tractor 
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150335 - 11/24/08 01:10 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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lawlllllllllll
hotwire a tractor thats hilarious
y did ur friends send u on errands to pick up all that stuff with no ride home that blows
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: oxalic32]
#150336 - 11/24/08 01:10 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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wow dude that sound like a bad night. What were you drinking?
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impgl
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150338 - 11/24/08 01:11 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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never mind i just asked and she just hid my jars to piss me off
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: Coaster]
#150339 - 11/24/08 01:12 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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nah they didnt send me on errands i just kinda got kicked out of the bar cause i couldnt even stand straight so i was right by a store and wanted to do it myself.
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: m3kgt]
#150342 - 11/24/08 01:14 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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i started the morning off by drinking lemontini's then later some chocolate cakes, then just straight up vodka citron, and then straight up vanilla vodka. then beer. then more vodka. aw shoot, apparently i rode a big dumpster down a hill im reckless
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150344 - 11/24/08 01:15 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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lol ya drinking all day only leads to that
or ugly sex
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150346 - 11/24/08 01:18 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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Quote:
impgl said:
aw shoot, apparently i rode a big dumpster down a hill im reckless
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#150387 - 11/24/08 02:26 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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manic raging drunkeness ftw
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: Justice_Fish]
#150466 - 11/24/08 05:33 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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twould of been all good, cept i was being a douche to the gf, i guess. i keep finding out more and more about what happened last night and it seems like great fun, i wish i remembered it. lol my other friend got all wasted, split from us, and spent the night in jail.
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150469 - 11/24/08 05:35 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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Quote:
impgl said:
and spent the night in jail.
consider yourself lucky?
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: Justice_Fish]
#150472 - 11/24/08 05:37 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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apparently i was on a nigger and bitch yelling storm, which i never say nigger, but last night i guess i kept yelling it to all kindsa people, and apparently the car i hit w the beer bottle had 4 black guys and when they strolled up to kick my ass, i called them niggers
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150474 - 11/24/08 05:37 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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Justice_Fish
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150475 - 11/24/08 05:39 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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I don't know if I should laugh or admire your drunken courage
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150479 - 11/24/08 05:40 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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your lucky they didnt kill your stupid ass man
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Edited by wowitch420 (11/24/08 05:41 PM)
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impgl
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: wowitch420]
#150480 - 11/24/08 05:41 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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dude i noe, im surprised they beat me so lightly, i woulda demanded blood if i were them
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150481 - 11/24/08 05:45 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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i fucking hate idiots that beg for money or a ride and then get pissed when you ignore their pleas
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: wowitch420]
#150482 - 11/24/08 05:45 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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they are usually dope heads or alcoholics
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: wowitch420]
#150483 - 11/24/08 05:48 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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usually
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: Justice_Fish]
#150485 - 11/24/08 05:50 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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A bad night in deed.
No jail time so it will all be good for u.
Also with all u do remember u really may not want to remember the rest.
It could be scary things in what was forgoten.
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still beLIEve
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: wowitch420]
#150510 - 11/24/08 06:30 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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wow dude your stupid as fuck
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150530 - 11/24/08 06:56 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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One time I got so drunk I passed out in someones house that I didn't even know then when they came home they asked me who i was and I just gave them my friends name. In the end made it home safe and didn't get arrested.
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: wowitch420]
#150543 - 11/24/08 07:12 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: wowitch420]
#150620 - 11/24/08 08:21 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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dude, i noe, i hate myself too, fuck i didnt have a hangover somehow, but i feel alllllll bad i dont usually do shit like that
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still beLIEve
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150622 - 11/24/08 08:21 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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just apologize
it cant get any worse, right?
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: still beLIEve]
#150627 - 11/24/08 08:24 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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yeah i wrote a letter to my friends apologizing
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150640 - 11/24/08 08:40 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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Quote:
i then met back up with my friends and started calling my girlfriend a bitch and a nigger, for no reason.
LOL @ calling your girlfriend a nigger repeatedly..
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still beLIEve
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150653 - 11/24/08 08:46 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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whatd they say
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: still beLIEve]
#150663 - 11/24/08 08:50 PM (16 years, 30 days ago) |
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i was only a dick to my gf, she forgave me, and my other friends just laughed i didnt realize they were drunk too, theyre usually the ones that are all rowdy n i gotta take care of them
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: impgl]
#150695 - 11/24/08 09:03 PM (16 years, 29 days ago) |
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that sorta thing happens to me sometimes.
usually i'm a super nice drunk, extra friendly.
but sometimes when i've just had a bit too much i can get kinda verbally abusive 
1 time this couple was walking past me, they were going back 2 the dorms. from their conversation i could tell they just met that night, and that he was tryin to get sum and she was not so sure.
so as i pass them i just say to her: don't worry, he's as big of a slut as you are, and just kept walking. she turns around ALL heated like WHAT? i was like whatever and just kept walking, my friend were like damn that was cold.
but srsly, those niggers should have beat your ass somethin fierce. lucky day! the white man hates on!
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Re: i had an embarrassing night last night [Re: MistaUNGA]
#150698 - 11/24/08 09:05 PM (16 years, 29 days ago) |
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i am glad i am with other 
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