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 Phriend
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 New Job- Drug test :( 
#143187 - 11/10/08 11:00 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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so I was told by a little birdie that this place I wanna work at drug test new hires
They told me its a swab thingy ,they swab your mouth with sum kind of strip and it'll give results right away if thius is the case then I'ma looking forward to an epic fail.
I was also told this kind of test is hard to beat ...anybody have experience with these or what not
I'ma do a bit of research on said subject but if anybody has any input that would be great ... 
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 still beLIEve
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: Phriend] 1
#143206 - 11/10/08 11:44 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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synthetic urine, its your friend
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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bananatelephone
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: Phriend]
#143209 - 11/10/08 11:54 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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lol, you just left, I am wishing you good luck....again!
  
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beatyou
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Quote:
still beLIEve said:
synthetic urine, its your friend
did you even read his fucking post? hes talking about a mouth swab test why dont you do some reading bro, you need to read up on this shit before you go runnin your mouth bro
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: Phriend]
#143218 - 11/10/08 12:10 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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dude, mouth swab tests are the easiest to pass out of them all. you can smoke the morning of the test and pass. if you want to be safe, hold off smokin for 3 days. if you cant hold out, wash your mouth out with peroxide to be safe.
dont worry about it youll pass
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coda
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: beatyou]
#143235 - 11/10/08 01:00 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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yah, just don't smoke for a few days before the test, rinse with a good, strong, mouthwash the morning of your test, and you should be ok.
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: coda]
#143239 - 11/10/08 01:24 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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well guess what i just got back and yes they tested me right on the spot
she said she has to send the test to teh 'lab' for results so sumtime tommorow the lab peoples will call me to let me know then they will call the place of employment and let them know and if everything is good I'll be starting by wed. night 3rd shift baybie :p mmm
the manager of this store was like you should be fine honey
as long as your not doing those aweful drugs you'll be fine
yeh w/e thing is I did smoke sum greens last night
but before i left for the interview i hella brushed my teeths and super chewed sum gum and coated my mouth with veggie oil
so whos knows hopefully this won't be an epic fail.
I fucking need this job brahs
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bananatelephone
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: Phriend]
#143241 - 11/10/08 01:28 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Fingers-crossed!
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captain.koons
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: Phriend]
#143242 - 11/10/08 01:28 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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what is chewing gum and rinsing with veggie oil supposed to do?
:S
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Phriend
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you know what brah, i dont really know maybe it works the saliva glands in producing clean spit
I'll find out tommorow 
going to get muh swole on .. maybe go mack of sum herbs 
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captain.koons
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: Phriend]
#143253 - 11/10/08 01:58 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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whats your swole on?
good luck with your test, I hope you pass.
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coda
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I hope you pass, but i want to point out doing drugs the night before a drug test is a stupid thing to do. Saliva tests are notoriously easy to beat, but still, you want to reduce the chances of getting caught, not increase.
Either way, good luck.
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: coda]
#143304 - 11/10/08 05:07 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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thanks ...
I had no idea this was so random my mom called me out of the blue telling me to come to the store she was at
that she spoke with the manager and he needed a 3rd shift person
So I showed up
I wish I would have had told the guy I would be available wed. because then I would have been straight
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blunt master
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: Phriend]
#143339 - 11/10/08 07:08 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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you'll be fine hopefully
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Skunk420
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: Phriend]
#143431 - 11/10/08 10:49 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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OMFG! fuck another way to drug test, it never ends! you have no privacy in your own life outside of work? Time to start your own company.
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this is so fucking exiting..
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beatyou
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: Skunk420]
#143438 - 11/10/08 11:12 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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lol easier said than done, but the best thing to do for those who can. working @ home ftw
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Sativus
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: Skunk420]
#143450 - 11/11/08 12:15 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
Skunk420 said:
OMFG! fuck another way to drug test, it never ends! you have no privacy in your own life outside of work? Time to start your own company.
This is a good thing. Mouth swab tests only require 12-36 hours of abstinance to pass. Way better for tokers than having to give a urine sample.
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coda
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: Skunk420]
#143480 - 11/11/08 01:58 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
Skunk420 said:
OMFG! fuck another way to drug test, it never ends! you have no privacy in your own life outside of work? Time to start your own company.
80% of new business fail, easier said then done is right.
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still beLIEve
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Re: New Job- Drug test :( [Re: beatyou]
#143485 - 11/11/08 03:28 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
beatyou said:
Quote:
still beLIEve said:
synthetic urine, its your friend
did you even read his fucking post? hes talking about a mouth swab test why dont you do some reading bro, you need to read up on this shit before you go runnin your mouth bro
sorry dude was way to fucked up to read that one
right you are
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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zippo420
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Yea you should be cool for sure.
I think swab tests are just to scare people, companies probably dont even send them in, lol.
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