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FrozenReality



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sex or weed
#141352 - 11/05/08 07:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Okay i just pondered this question for the past couple hours and wanted to know what everyone on here would pick. If you had to go a life time without sex or cannabis which would you go without?
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mel_lonta_tauda

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sex while blazed is teh bestest 
but i've gone long enough without  so i can put the weed on hold for some pootie-tang
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captain.koons
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definately go with sex
if it were any substance use vs sex I'd have some serious thinking to do...
do blowjobs count? does masturbating count? does fucking a pie count?
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weezerfan19
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i love fucking and smoking if the girl isnt cool with it i smoke before but shower and brush my teeth so she dosent know... or i just do it anyways so i dont have to share.
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captain.koons
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You're a douchebag if you go through the effort of showering and brushing your teeth to have sex high.
I can't even amagine a girl who would be like I'm not having sex with you, you smoked a joint!
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lots of girls are like that. if they dated a guy who smoked then automatically you are associated with all the bad things that guy did.
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FrozenReality



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blowjobs masterbating and fucking a pie would still be allowed. Just no dick in vagina or anus. I still havent fully decided. I think Id probably go without sex.
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mel_lonta_tauda

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i'd DSHSB for even trying to pull that kind of shit
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MistaUNGA
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mel_lonta_tauda said: sex while blazed is teh bestest 
but i've gone long enough without  so i can put the on hold for some s
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If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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usg543
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Re: sex or weed [Re: MistaUNGA]
#141379 - 11/05/08 07:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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sex > weed
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captain.koons
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Re: sex or weed [Re: usg543]
#141388 - 11/05/08 08:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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sex > weed indeed
I prefer blowjobs over sex though. So this doesn't sound like a bad idea. Although it would be hard to explain to a girl that she has to gobble on my junk because I picked drugs over sex. I suppose I could learn to return the favor... (not a fan of that)
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FrozenReality



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captain.koons said: I suppose I could learn to return the favor... (not a fan of that)
If god intended for us to do that he wouldnt make them taste so nasty.
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captain.koons
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I've been told I taste alright, which is hard to believe since I eat like 2lbs of meat a day.
I wonder if there is good tasting snatch out there... I don't really want to find out by experimentation or trial and error.
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FrozenReality



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captain.koons said: I've been told I taste alright, which is hard to believe since I eat like 2lbs of meat a day.
I wonder if there is good tasting snatch out there... I don't really want to find out by experimentation or trial and error.
Take a bath with them and thoroughly scrub their insides with your dick. This way its all clean and for the most part tasteless for the moment.
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captain.koons
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I wouldn't want to eat snatch that ANY penis was recently in submerged in soapy water or not.
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FrozenReality



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yeha me neither, i just avoid eating snatch haha.
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captain.koons
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me too, I avoid it well.
when you have a lady friend that gives good head and complains you never go down on her though... you may have to give in or give up though
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Coaster
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ya thats the situation im in
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captain.koons
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
#141412 - 11/05/08 09:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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owned.
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Coaster
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i dont mind tho and usually we jus 69 so its all gravy
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captain.koons
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
#141416 - 11/05/08 09:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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my head just doesn't belong between legs
I really wouldn't mind if it didn't taste like sweaty folds of nasty me thinks.
prehaps I'll never know
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Coaster
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vag juice is yummy
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Re: sex or weed [Re: usg543]
#141418 - 11/05/08 09:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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usg543 said: sex > weed
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Re: sex or weed [Re: impgl]
#141421 - 11/05/08 09:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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vaginas are fun to touch
weed is fun to do
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captain.koons
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
#141422 - 11/05/08 09:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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gross.
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Coaster
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well my gfs juicy pink pussay is tasty as fuK
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captain.koons
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
#141424 - 11/05/08 09:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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you're probably just too brain damaged to taste things properly.
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
#141430 - 11/05/08 09:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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definitly go without weed...
unless you dont count anal
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bananatelephone
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
#141431 - 11/05/08 09:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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You can actually change the taste down there. Like if I wanted a sweeter taste, I would eat more fruit like strawberries...If I wanted a stronger taste, I would eat spicier foods and garlic...
Yea that's all I thought I could contribute.
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Coaster
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lol niiiiiiiice
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 what if I got cancer..wtf? id be too sick to fuck, so weed is best!
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captain.koons
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yeah but most people aren't going to eat stuff to change the taste of their cum.
celery and pineapple juice are supposed to work best.
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mel_lonta_tauda

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apparently potatoes are effective as well
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Coaster
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wewt im havin those 2nite
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mel_lonta_tauda

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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
#141447 - 11/05/08 10:15 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
#141448 - 11/05/08 10:15 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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sex over weed
opiates over everything
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GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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captain.koons
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mel_lonta_tauda said: apparently potatoes are effective as well
I wonder what sort of characteristics fruits/veggies need to have to work for this purpose.
I know celery works well because it aids in digestion and pineapples have a protein digesting enzyme which is what causes the tingling sensation when you eat it.
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I chose live without weed over sex..
But honestly you guys are crazy! i love going down on my gf, never complained once about taste or smell! i request it, i cant get enough and she loves it. My suggestion is grow up and learn to enjoy it, bury your face in there and you'll never disappoint.
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captain.koons
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you grow up and stop eating snatch
real men dont eat pussy... haven't you watched the sopranos?
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you are probably used to eating out fat bitches that have a sweaty snatch. Seriously it doesnt taste very bad and it makes them love you more
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sex over weed
no question
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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still beLIEve said: sex over weed
no question
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Voodoo]
#141613 - 11/06/08 10:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Voodoo said:
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still beLIEve said: smoke sexyweed
no question
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
#141615 - 11/06/08 10:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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nice edit.
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Coaster
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lol Anna ur super kewlllllllllllllllllllllllllll kewlest canadian by farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
   
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
#141618 - 11/06/08 10:54 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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i guess i really dont have a choice sex is just alot easier to get for me right now than weed but if it werent for sex i wouldn't even be able to smoke weed ( i wouldnt even be alive) so i vote sex
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bananatelephone
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Coaster]
#141619 - 11/06/08 10:56 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Coaster said: lol Anna ur super kewlllllllllllllllllllllllllll kewlest canadian by farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
   
I dunno about that, there is a lot of cool Canadians...
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how about murder. you feel the last bit of breath leaving their body. you're looking into their eyes. a person in that situation is God!
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captain.koons
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Re: sex or weed [Re: wowitch420]
#141712 - 11/06/08 01:47 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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wowitch420 said: you are probably used to eating out fat bitches that have a sweaty snatch. Seriously it doesnt taste very bad and it makes them love you more
I don't have the need to be loved "more".
If I get laid without eating snatch, who's the real winner here?
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weezerfan19
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i eat snatch it makes me horny as fuck. plus i get blowjobs afterwards. im getting a blow job for my birthday and i get to take a bong rip right when i cum. its going to be the best birthday ever LOL
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captain.koons
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id take the bongrip before
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Ted Bundy]
#141747 - 11/06/08 02:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ted Bundy said: how about murder. you feel the last bit of breath leaving their body. you're looking into their eyes. a person in that situation is God!
lolserial killer puppet.
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bananatelephone said: You can actually change the taste down there. Like if I wanted a sweeter taste, I would eat more fruit like strawberries...If I wanted a stronger taste, I would eat spicier foods and garlic...
Yea that's all I thought I could contribute.
Stay away from fish or shellfish though. It gives the "fishy" smell and taste.
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blunt master said: definitly go without weed...
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Ombient]
#142088 - 11/07/08 01:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Omni said:
Quote:
Ted Bundy said: how about murder. you feel the last bit of breath leaving their body. you're looking into their eyes. a person in that situation is God!
lolserial killer puppet.
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I would hands down choose sex over weed. Weed is great but it can't give you an orgasm. But weed and sex together is the best
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Re: sex or weed [Re: WaydLover]
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still beLIEve
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Re: sex or weed [Re: wowitch420]
#142579 - 11/08/08 05:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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wowitch420 said: you are probably used to eating out fat bitches that have a sweaty snatch. Seriously it doesnt taste very bad and it makes them love you more
so true. any pussy worth fucking had better not smell bad in the first place. i have no problem going down. and, hes right. they love you more.
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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bananatelephone
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We don't necessarily love you more since that is sorta shallow...But it makes us more happy because we feel like you love US more for doing it.
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still beLIEve
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well i didnt necessarily say it was a direct correlation, i was just saying they do love it. and it ofter results in them being nicer (Seeming to love you more)
not that they in fact, love you the person more because your good at licking pussy
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
Edited by still beLIEve (11/08/08 06:04 PM)
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bananatelephone
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Because everyone indeed loves teh oral sex.
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still beLIEve
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ONLY IF DONE RIGHT
if done right, its amazing if its done by someone that thinks they are doing it right, but really suck then its fucking horrible and you dont know how to tell em
thats how it is with guys at least, i would assume girls too
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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bananatelephone
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I guess pleasuring people is just a fine art, and requires natural skill and practice.
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still beLIEve
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sounds about right
with a strong combination of natural skill and practice you can keep a girl busy for hours
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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captain.koons
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that's how it is when you give oral pleasure to guys????
I'm confused.
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still beLIEve
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still beLIEve said: you can keep a girl busy for hours
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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captain.koons
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OHHHH my bad
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weezerfan19 said: lots of girls are like that. if they dated a guy who smoked then automatically you are associated with all the bad things that guy did.
i conquered that shit, now my gf smokes with me
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lol @ all these faggots who cant orally satisfy a woman. if your girls pussy taste nasty she needs to take a shower, drink more water, or lose some fucking weight. i'm with coaster here in the PPE (ProPussyEater) club, the real reason they don't like eating pussy is they probably cant make their girl cum or are just selfish meatheads. Also, guys who go down on their women get over 9000x more blowjobs.
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Re: sex or weed [Re: beatyou]
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beatyou said: lol @ all these faggots who cant orally satisfy a woman. if your girls pussy taste nasty she needs to take a shower, drink more water, or lose some fucking weight. i'm with coaster here in the PPE (ProPussyEater) club, the real reason they don't like eating pussy is they probably cant make their girl cum or are just selfish meatheads. Also, guys who go down on their women get over 9000x more blowjobs.
only a select few get licked up on though...not just any chic. but if she keeps it clean and not nasty it's time for a snack
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yea a lot of girls don't even deserve to get their snatch licked they are just useless fuckbag baby machines.
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If you give up the snatch, you'll save a ton of cash by default, and have all the time in the world to got get high and do dumb shit all day. That would probly be fine for a while, but eventually, i wouldnt be able to deal with no poon. So i had to go with sex on this one, even though it was a tough choice.
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: sex or weed [Re: Integra21]
#230726 - 05/23/09 12:55 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Integra21 said: If you give up the snatch, you'll save a ton of cash by default, and have all the time in the world to got get high and do dumb shit all day. That would probly be fine for a while, but eventually, i wouldnt be able to deal with no poon. So i had to go with sex on this one, even though it was a tough choice.
sex is different from eatin a girl's pussy.
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TrueHerbCrystal
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Well, in terms of our species and the survival of our species, sex provides an important function: reproduction.
As for me, its a tough call.
I can smoke anytime but I can't have sex anytime. And sometimes smoking weed leads to sex ("Hey Billy, are you getting the munchies? 'Cause I got your Munchies right here!") and sex usually leads to smoking weed ("Hey Billy, you know what would feel really good right now, like 1,000 times better than a smoking a stoogie? A fat blunt that your roll on my naked ass? How's that sound Bill?"). They go hand-n-hand like masturbation and showers or weed and fruit roll-ups.
And the problem get MORE complicated since every time I roll in bed with a girl, I roll a joint beforehand so we can smoke it and lead into some passionate love making "Yeeaah, that was nice, but I gotta go..."). And one of my biggest turn-ons is when a pretty girl takes a nice, dank bud, holds it up to her nose, takes a deep whiff, then instantly smiles and say's "Wow!". Turns me on every time I see it!
So, I would have to pick the Sex one, because you can't have children by "hitting" that bong.
Pondering the Big Questions, ~ TrueHerbCrystal ~
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