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you thought it was a breath mint
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wowitch420
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#137932 - 10/28/08 08:37 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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it was probably some thizzle
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usg543
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i like you have my balls licked
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captain.koons
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Re: this thread [Re: usg543]
#137935 - 10/28/08 08:43 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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it definately was a breath mint it had the green stripes and shit.
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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
#137938 - 10/28/08 08:55 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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For you, from me:
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These two storied are 100% true. Nothing has been altered
1)When I was in kindergarten the neighbor dog looked at me meanly so I hit it with a plastic baseball bat and the neighbors saw me and told my parents and I got in trouble and i told them it bit me but it did not and they did not believe me so i was called a liar which i was.
2)i had a rabbit named rocky for 6 years and one day when I was 12 my dad called me from his work and said "son your rabbit is dead and it is covered in bugs so clean it off and bury it behind the barn" so i went downstairs and looked at my rabbit and there were maggots crawling in and out of its eyes, ears, mouth and an open sore revealing a maggot covered brain so then I went to the back and washed it of with the hose and all the hair fell off rocky and showed its bare white skin so I took a scredriver and started digging at its brain to get all the worms out and when it was hairless and bug free idug a hole in the back and dug a hole and buried it only to notice the next day a racoon dug it up and chewed up all the meat and left the bones there and then i cried.
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captain.koons
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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
#137944 - 10/28/08 09:09 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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the rabbit story is funny as hell assuming it's true
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Tangerines
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Oh, it's true and has shaped me into the fine young man I am today.
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bananatelephone
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I didn't enjoy the rabbit story Tang...
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captain.koons
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the part where you picked out the rabbits brains with a screwdriver = LOLOLOL
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Phriend
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funny 
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i hopped a freight train with a buncha homeless kids to virginia. we had to trek all far to get to another spot (maybe an hour). we'd been drinkin beer out of a soft drink cup and boxed wine the whole time and stop somewhere to piss. i go around the corner to pee but this couple of cruuuuusty stinky havent showered in 2 years kids just stick an empty cup into there overalls and piss standing there on the street. when i come back, the 2nd one had just finished pissing in the cup (they do it to avoid a pissing in public ticket) and they jokingly said who wants beer? i jumped at it cause i thought we'd run outta beer and take a fat schwill of dirty crusty piss. that was disgusting/
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#137961 - 10/28/08 09:50 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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BlargIAmDead
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That's why you never trust a hobo  
Also, all my stories pale in comparison to switchblade in the testicles, hobo piss, and dead rabbit brains O.O
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Tangerines
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That is an everyday occurrence for me. I only give money to the cool bums though. Like the one who does back flips or the one who raps.
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wowitch420
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my friend made a bum do a backflip for a cig. He fell on his face, so no cig.
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impgl
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lulz i remember once i was having a nice chat outside of a bar and this cracked out guy keeps begging for money, saying it was his birthday and all. i made him eat raw pig intestines that we'd found in the trash for a dollar, i swear to god, san francisco is craaaaazy
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Re: this thread [Re: impgl]
#137990 - 10/28/08 11:45 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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thats taking it too far bro
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Re: this thread [Re: impgl]
#137991 - 10/28/08 11:46 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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True story: One time I was walking around in a forest and I saw a black llama. It walked behind a tree and disappeared. 
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Roxum
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Re: this thread [Re: Roxum]
#137992 - 10/28/08 11:53 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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Suddenly
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