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 captain.koons
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 Re: this thread  [Re: impgl]
#137993 - 10/28/08 11:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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dude, that`s super gross... I would have said a friend did that too, I wouldn`t be bragging about it though that`s for sure.
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Anytime a llama turns into boobs is a good story.....tell us more -_-
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captain.koons
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you sir need to start either quoting or quoting + replying or just replying... but yeah dude.
SLEEP TIME FOR KOONS!
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Re: this thread [Re: Roxum]
#138073 - 10/29/08 11:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Roxum said:
Suddenly
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Re: this thread [Re: usg543]
#138075 - 10/29/08 11:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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 Mmm
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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
#138240 - 10/29/08 06:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i got a good one for u guys one time i ruptured my spleen trying to hop up onto a hood that was in my backyard and instead ended up catching my foot underneath my dog and fell forward onto a bumper that was right in front of it. I landed right on my side, and my mom who was cutting the grass quick ran over and checked on me, then said oh you just got the wind knocked out of you. about 15 min. later I tried tellin her that something was seriously wrong and her and my sister started laughing cuz they were all high I was only 9 at the time so i didn't really know what that was, so finally we go to the hospital and they tell my mom i had a ruptured spleen and if I would of waited another hour I would have died from internal bleeding. my whole summer sucked because i was on full bed rest. the only time I could get up was to piss and to take a shower every couple of days.
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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
#138254 - 10/29/08 07:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i was walkin my dogs down the street and i was all relaxed takin a nice walk all of a sudden i farted and alittle shit came out my ass. it was stuck in my butt crack for a while so i started walkin home, had about a half mile to walk home and as i walked the shit wiggled out in my underwear. so i had to walk home with shit in my underwear it sucked.
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Re: this thread [Re: Voodoo]
#138256 - 10/29/08 07:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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this just happened a couple days ago too
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Re: this thread [Re: Voodoo]
#138257 - 10/29/08 07:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
#138258 - 10/29/08 07:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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one time in high school there was this girl passed out drunk on my couch at my house where i had alil party and i beat off on her while she was asleep.
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Re: this thread [Re: Voodoo]
#138267 - 10/29/08 08:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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epic
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neepling
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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
#138424 - 10/30/08 08:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
ltd said:
also, my other friend was trying to impress some kids at his little brothers party, he was throwing a ninja sword up in the air and twirling it and shit
the last time he threw it up, it came down and went right between his thumb and index finger and sliced down into his palm
blood went everywhere and all the little kids were screaming
also good times
ha everything that's "good times" with you so far involves knifes and blood 
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bananatelephone
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Re: this thread [Re: neepling]
#138428 - 10/30/08 09:08 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lt. Dan should be telling old war stories.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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ltd
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god damn snipers
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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
#138586 - 10/30/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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hey does lt dan die in the movie
I've never seen the whole movie but I saw a clip of him "making peace with god" and he was swimming out to sea or something
did he kill himself / drown?
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Re: this thread [Re: Ombient]
#138587 - 10/30/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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nah
he got new legs made from the same shit they used on the space shuttle
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Re: this thread [Re: ltd]
#138588 - 10/30/08 03:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: this thread [Re: Ombient]
#138590 - 10/30/08 03:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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and married an asian lady 
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Im one of the few in the world thats never seen forest gump
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