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 weezerfan19
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 Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth?  [Re: Toiletduk]
#43830 - 05/30/08 06:12 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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ok how do you get the shit into the bottle? Like a funnel might work but the shit would have to be runny. I guess I'll just shit on some napkins and cram the shit in the top of the bottle
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 Toiletduk
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43831 - 05/30/08 06:16 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
weezerfan19 said:
ok how do you get the shit into the bottle?
It takes a bit of practice to shit in a bottle, but once you master it, it's quite easy.
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Ombient
ɥɐɹq ɹǝqos
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43833 - 05/30/08 06:21 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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You can water it down a bit so it passes through the funnel better.
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Sativus
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#43837 - 05/30/08 06:26 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I recommend wearing plastic gloves for that part. Just stick the opening of the bottle up to your ass and shit right in. The opening isn't big enough for the whole turd to fit in, so some of it kind of slops on the side of the bottle. Wipe this up with paper towels and Lysol.
The Zambian kids who invented it just used shit from the sewer system, but that's not as accessable here in the developed world.
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Compass
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Sativus]
#43880 - 05/30/08 07:26 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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As mentioned in the first part, ideally you want to get some product from an African-American "friend" as they have a higher concentration of the enzyme that creates the hallucinogenic compound during fermentation.
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Toiletduk
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#43900 - 05/30/08 07:55 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm glad there are so many people willing to help WeezerFan19 make his own Jenkem! 
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MFDoom666
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Toiletduk]
#43901 - 05/30/08 07:59 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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A+ thread.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Iamasmoker
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Sativus]
#43902 - 05/30/08 07:59 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sativus said:
How big a bottle depends on how much you want, a 16 oz water bottle should be good for a first time. I'm pretty sure the feces has to be human, and adding urine is critical to getting the enzymatic reaction that makes the Jenkem to go properly. You put a balloon over the bottle and let it sit for a while... A week is average, but 3 or 4 days in intense sunlight is probably enough. Once the ballon is decently full of the gas, take it off the bottle and inhale it in one deep drag.
just because me a 'sativus' as he's called(mr long beard) don't get along, doesn't mean he's not an expert in chemistry. Let me tell you something man, this guy knows his techniques, you should see his input at chemistry boards like the dmt-nexus or shroomerys chemistry and pharmacology forum.
He knows what he's saying, 3 or 4 days is enough, but 5 days guarantees the enzymes catalyze to the proper jenk nitrous katelem that gets you high. Remember, one huff is probably enough, but to be safe, treat like salvia or dmt, take a big hit and hold it in for 30 seconds, or you can just breath off the bottle. Either way you have to put your mouth tight over the opening.
This shit's like a mescaline hit, it'll knock your shit, enjoy!
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my rating of flavoraid:
b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..
and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....
is gay as f**k
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81renaissance
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Iamasmoker]
#43950 - 05/30/08 10:12 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I remember the first time I did it, it was a full week before I removed the balloon but SO worth the wait...fuckin' incredible
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"So it goes."
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BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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weezerfan19
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: 81renaissance]
#44002 - 05/30/08 11:29 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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ok so i put about half a bottle full in a bottle and my friend put a ziploc bag over the top because we cant find a balloon. i think ill let it sit for 2 days because i dont want to trip out too bad and if i leave it longer ill trip more? i thought? but my friend wants to do another bottle tomorrow to do next week. so what does it feel like is it like smoking weed? or is it more like drinking? do you get munchies? and if you chew gum wont it keep the taste out of your mouth?
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Sativus
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: weezerfan19]
#44011 - 05/30/08 11:37 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sounds like a plan dude, just make sure you've got a rubber band holding that ziplock in place.
It's kinda like weed, but stronger. Sort of visual effects like cough syrup, but it's calming like valium. I never got any munchies on it though, my stomache got kinda tense, but not nauseous.
Gum probably helps with the taste, but I'd have some altoids on hand to chew too.
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blewmeanie
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Sativus]
#44059 - 05/31/08 12:57 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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This thread is very informative...
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Pukgandi
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: blewmeanie]
#44069 - 05/31/08 01:47 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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oust the inside of your mouth
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neepling
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#44474 - 05/31/08 10:05 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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don't worry about the smell, once you become a jenkem fiend, it doesn't matter any more.
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oh noe! I'm heaps beached bro..
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andyistic
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: neepling]
#44485 - 05/31/08 10:14 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's just nasty.
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Sativus
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Sativus]
#136376 - 10/24/08 10:47 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fresh news about jenkem! Over in the pube, someone is apparently planning to pay a friend $500 to videotape them huffing the shitgas.
I think the only responsible thing to do is support this effort.
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THEBats
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Sativus]
#136377 - 10/24/08 11:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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this thread is epic. especially because of wheezerfan.
juggalos... lol
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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wowitch420
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: THEBats]
#136379 - 10/24/08 11:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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ha! who would pay $500 to see that? Someone with too much money
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heady nugz
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weezerfan19
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: wowitch420]
#136408 - 10/24/08 12:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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whatever id do it for free because it will fuck you up
i tried it once but puked alot my friend said its because the shit was sitting either too long or not long enough. ill do it again eventually.
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PsilocybinMike
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Re: How do I get the taste out of my mouth? [Re: Compass]
#136420 - 10/24/08 01:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYYY JENKKKKKKEMMMMMMMMMS
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baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVZBTAYm3rw
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