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OfflineCoaster
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Sexual Goals
    #122695 - 09/15/08 07:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

jizzin on face
anal sex0r
salad tossing
sex on specific dr00g
sex with sum1 else in room
sex with more than 1 partner
sex in publix
sex in bathroom stall
railin dr00gz off each other
road head
gettin head while blazin

add to this
could be a goal for the future or something already accomplished


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122696 - 09/15/08 07:28 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

having sex in midair on a trampoline, while maintaining perfect form and doing acrobatic maneuvers. I'm not quite there yet.


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122697 - 09/15/08 07:28 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

No. :chong:  not worth my time ...:bongload:

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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Phriend]
    #122698 - 09/15/08 07:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

fisting
jizz in her ass
she swallows my dick
hottub orgy


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122699 - 09/15/08 07:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Already got most of those down except railing off the partner and sex in a bathroom stall (fucking gross, man).

Got a bj at my desk once. Tried to convince her to fuck on the conference table but she didn't want to leave a stain.


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: slackophage]
    #122701 - 09/15/08 07:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

my gf railed a line of k off my cock tehehehe
and i fucked her in the bathroom stall at a rave appropriately entitled Sin City lawl


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: slackophage]
    #122703 - 09/15/08 07:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

oh i just thought of more

bang her tied up
bang her with her legs behind her head
sex with a midget girl
and getting a blumpkin (getting head while taking a dump)


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122704 - 09/15/08 07:42 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I wanna rail an oxy from between a chick's bewbs. :boobs:

Bout the most outrageous I've got is sex on a public beach, and at a sex club...with her strapped in the sex swing.


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: slackophage]
    #122705 - 09/15/08 07:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

OH I GOT ONE.

Sex with a deaf chick:
How do they scream? Is it loud? Do they start going "UCK MY USTHY! UCK MY USTHY!" ??
These questions beg for answers.

Or a dyslexic chick, would she scream out "MUCK FEE! MUCK FEE!" ??

And an amputee, just for the mobility factor.


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: slackophage]
    #122706 - 09/15/08 07:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

wow a sex club eh
tell me more


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122710 - 09/15/08 07:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It's called the Center for Sex Positive Culture (aka "The Wetspot"). It's a bonafide 501.3(c) non-profit org that has shit-tons of events. Lots of bondage gear and beds available to use, big ass showers, a room setup like a doctor's office, all kinds of fun shit.


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: slackophage]
    #122712 - 09/15/08 07:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

sounds really strange
so r there hot naked girls walking around or wut
is it hard 2 avert ur eyes from all da cox


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122713 - 09/15/08 07:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

There's more ugly people than attractive ones honestly, and yes, sometimes you get an eyeful of manmeat. Lot's of freaks and weirdos too...big part of the reason I don't go anymore.

But, there's also some fine fucking women around, and with all the unsavory characters, it isn't too hard to find a partner if you don't come across like a creep.

The best part is no matter how young the girl looks, you know she's at least 18 to be in the club to begin with.


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122714 - 09/15/08 07:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

have sex while doing moves on a pommel horse - masturnastics! :laugh:


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: slackophage]
    #122716 - 09/15/08 07:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

wow finding a girl then fucking her within a few minutes sounds like quite a crazy thing to do :shocked:


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122717 - 09/15/08 07:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Usually doesn't work like that...but sometimes it does.  :penis:


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: slackophage]
    #122718 - 09/15/08 08:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

so how come u started going to those to find chix or just to fuck ur chix around other ppl


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122721 - 09/15/08 08:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Our S/M sessions were getting to be a bit much for my roommates, so we found a more tolerant place to play.

It wasn't all open either, you could get spaces with more privacy if you wanted.


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122726 - 09/15/08 08:17 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

smoke some vap with coasty with some cali bud

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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: usg543]
    #122730 - 09/15/08 08:47 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

lawl thats ur sexual goal ahahahahahah, i get a boner just thinkin boutit


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122737 - 09/15/08 09:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i've railed a line of coke from my girl's tits before, and she did one off my stomach.    that was a fun night.  lol

Edited by mel_lonta_tauda (09/16/08 12:35 AM)

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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122797 - 09/15/08 11:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

while skydiving
orgy

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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122817 - 09/15/08 11:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
lawl thats ur sexual goal ahahahahahah, i get a boner just thinkin boutit




:naughty: :crazy:

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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: usg543]
    #122821 - 09/16/08 12:01 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

mile high club.....








or even better..........
both the really high club AND mile club....


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Tripp420]
    #122845 - 09/16/08 12:33 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

sex with 1 woman from each continent


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Tripp420]
    #122846 - 09/16/08 12:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I wish my girlfriend enjoyed anal sex more, but she is quite a small person and it hurts her. :mad:


Other than that, I don't have many more goals aside maybe two girls at once? Or three?


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: CaptTrip]
    #122848 - 09/16/08 12:35 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

comon u guys dont have dr00g sex goals
i did and i completed em all
ive fucked on nearly every dr00g
acid and e is teh bestesttttt


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122849 - 09/16/08 12:40 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I've never rolled before, but when or if I do, I will definitely have sex or get a blowjob or something. I've heard amazing things.


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: CaptTrip]
    #122850 - 09/16/08 12:41 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

ya its quite fucking AMAZING


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122919 - 09/16/08 07:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I dont want to have sex on drugs because im afraid i might never be able to feel the same about sex without drugs ever again. (except weed)

Have exobitionist sex that would be hot


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #122926 - 09/16/08 09:29 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

to have sex


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Brugman]
    #123064 - 09/16/08 04:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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to have sex




virgin  :haha:

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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: usg543]
    #123122 - 09/16/08 07:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

mines very specific.

hit it from behind while using her back as a sesh table. pack a bong and hit it while im hittin it.

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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: ezKiel]
    #123128 - 09/16/08 07:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I tried to think about this besides the basic, sex on various drugs....
I guess sexually I am open to anything...

I was gonna list some things but they were overtly romantic and not in the Growery spirit.

(sorry I know this was a bro thread...and I killed it with my womanly input)

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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: bananatelephone]
    #123159 - 09/16/08 08:17 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Well I daresay we could occasionally use a woman's touch (no pun intended).
What did you have in mind?


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: slackophage]
    #123171 - 09/16/08 08:28 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Sex with a deaf chick:
How do they scream? Is it loud? Do they start going "UCK MY USTHY! UCK MY USTHY!" ??
These questions beg for answers.





omg i almost died :rofl2:


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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: Coaster]
    #123175 - 09/16/08 08:31 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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wow finding a girl then fucking her within a few minutes sounds like quite a crazy thing to do :shocked:




then you gotta go to the bars, bro!

that's what the last few weekends in lb have been for me! :evil:

:doggystyle:

:potleaf:EDIT: POST NUMBER 420!! FINALLY!
:potleaf:
:bongload:

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Re: Sexual Goals [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #123201 - 09/16/08 09:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I wanna have buttsecks with usg543 and sling baby batter all over his face.  :whacker:

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