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 blueberry D
 
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 On Probation 
#121965 - 09/14/08 01:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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anyone know what you can take to clean out your piss and does not show up in piss tests need input sucks not smokin but id rather that then to be in jail PLEASE HELP!!!
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 Uns4ne
King of Twisted Irony
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DON'T SMOKE. They will catch you eventually. End of story!
Sorry but catching THC users is just to fucking easy. It makes them feel important, and modern science is to lazy to develop a test that tests for intoxication vs. prior use.
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usg543
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god, if you're doing drugs on probation you are a fucking idiot.
the night before the test drink a bunch of water before bed. wake up, piss ALL of this out. drink a shit ton of water. piss again. if your piss isn't clear by now you're not doing something right. so keep repeating if it's not. now drink a shit ton more water, or anything diuretic, take some B-Vitamins to turn your piss yellow, and maybe even a creatine supplement (start this a few days before i would say).
don't drink too much water or you'll die, but the theory behind it is to dilute your piss, take a b-vitamin to turn the clear piss to yellow, and encase they test creatine levels to see if you are purposely diluting your piss, take a creatine supplement. if your creatine levels are too high, just say you work out and take creatine supplements regularly. shit isn't illegal by any means.
or just buy some fake piss online, whizinator or something. it comes with a fake penis that you can stick in your ass to get it ready for your impending prison love life.
but if you're really doing drugs on probation... wow. get your priorities right.
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Uns4ne
King of Twisted Irony
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Re: On Probation [Re: usg543]
#122029 - 09/14/08 03:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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What he said^^
QFT
Buy fake piss=(bad). They like to look at your member. Makes em feel important, because they aren't. Just powerful enough to insure incarceration.
Drinking a fuckton (1gal+) of water is always best before anything. Water only kills if you've been doing X.
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Re: On Probation [Re: Uns4ne]
#122035 - 09/14/08 03:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i wonder how many of these threads there already has been, and how many there will be in a year or two from now
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Uns4ne
King of Twisted Irony
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Infinite threads.
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still beLIEve
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Re: On Probation [Re: Uns4ne]
#122049 - 09/14/08 03:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah there is no end to these threads
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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wowitch420
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Quote:
Water only kills if you've been doing X.
not true
some fat bitch died in a water drinking contest for a LA radio station
she was trying to win a wii or some shit
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Re: On Probation [Re: wowitch420]
#122083 - 09/14/08 03:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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bet she felt salty
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Uns4ne
King of Twisted Irony
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Your correct except for the fact she was obese. She knew how to consume more than she needed do to a defect in her personality. Most people that suffer from hyperhydrosis puke up the water.
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usg543
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i mentioned it earlier, but i figured i'd link this to you.
http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm
i've heard great things about it. it is probably what i would do in your situation. actually i would never be in your situation.
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Re: On Probation [Re: usg543]
#122132 - 09/14/08 05:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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if they watch you while you piss, get one of those^^
f not just buy synthetic urine. its only around 20-30$$
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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PsilocybinMike
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you can still eat unlimited amounts of LSD and mushrooms on probation..
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Toiletduk
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Yeah, staying sober (or at least smoke-free  ) is the best way to go here.
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Re: On Probation [Re: Toiletduk]
#122197 - 09/14/08 07:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah, there are a plethora of drugs you can do on probation if you feel the need. why burn?
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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coda
Registered: 04/20/08
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Quote:
PsilocybinMike said:
you can still eat unlimited amounts of LSD and mushrooms on probation..
Not if they gc/ms your sample. I took a look at the stats for my area on what people failed for, and wouldn't you know, there were common psychedelics listed (as well as a category for RC's) that people had actually failed for. If they just dip strip you, you can eat psyche's no problem. In fact, unless you get tested a lot, you can probably get away with it more often then you think. I'm on probation and i've only been tested once, the guy came in the room with me but didn't stand over my shoulder. During 4th of july i took some 2-cb, never got to test out the fact if it showed up or not, but i guess im lucky because i've been on probation for 3 months now with only that one test.
OP- If you just recently got put on and haven't taken a test yet, BE HONEST with them. If you haven't had enough time to naturally let the drug metabolize and pass through (which is the only way you get it out of your system), let em know you smoked at some point before you got put on probation. When i did my intake (which was the only time i was tested) i told my counselor that i had smoked a week before my court date because i didn't know i was going on probation. She put a note on my file that listed i was honest and if i failed for THC, it wasn't to impact my probation. DON'T SMOKE ON PROBATION! It's stupid, you will get caught eventually, and all it will do is put you in jail or lengthen your probation and make them more strict on you. It sucks for a few weeks, but after a while, you get used to it. I miss smoking weed like crazy, but i like being out of jail more. Sept 30th marks the third month of sobriety for me, only 9 more to go...
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still beLIEve
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Re: On Probation [Re: coda]
#122208 - 09/14/08 07:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
coda said:
I miss smoking weed like crazy, but i like being out of jail more.
good call there brah
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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bigrddg1
Registered: 09/14/08
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i thought that pretty much anything other than pot, like lsd, shrooms, coke its gone from your system in 2-3 days
and you could always go buy some detox
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Magash
The Feminizer
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Re: On Probation [Re: coda]
#122459 - 09/15/08 01:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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He he he.....I remember when I was on probation when I went in first day I didn't think probation started till you got to meet the bitch (sorry in my case it was a bitch, 400 lbs of fucking bitch) so she asked if I had smoked recently so I told her. "Yeah, just now down in the parking lot" and for some reason she didn't roll me up. What ended up working pretty well was drinking a gallon of water the night before I had to go in. Then in the morning before going in I'd drink another gallon. I'd have to piss like a racehorse when I got there and she'd always make me wait till the end of the meeting but it did always work.
Taking goldenseal always worked but they may be hip to that one by now.
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coda
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Re: On Probation [Re: Magash]
#123307 - 09/17/08 12:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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goldenseal and other "detox" drinks are all placebos. They are all diuretics without or without creatine. THC is a fat soluble drug, nothing will clean out your system but time. There were a few drugs that did mask the metabolites but now all of them are detected and will cause you to fail. Drinking a lot of water dilutes your piss, this reduces the amount of metabolites in your urine to below detectable levels. However, they also check for creatinine levels. If those levels are off it will cause a false positive and you will fail, they'll also tell you to piss again if your sample is too clear.
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