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 m3kgt
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Registered: 04/29/08
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 Jury Duty 
#119439 - 09/08/08 02:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have be summoned to fuckin apear for jury services at 8 in the mornin. Fuck wilco I wanna sleep.
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Mungo
Free as a Bird
Registered: 05/04/08
Posts: 510
Loc: Indianapolis
Last seen: 14 years, 2 months
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: m3kgt]
#119455 - 09/08/08 03:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Can't you get out of that somehow?
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0xYg3n
el cid
Registered: 04/20/08
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Mungo]
#119465 - 09/08/08 04:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Let me be the first one to say this.
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Phriend
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: m3kgt]
#119466 - 09/08/08 04:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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you should show up stoned , maybe they'll send you home
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Dr_T
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Phriend]
#119490 - 09/08/08 10:34 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wouldn't pass on jury duty- it's your chance to nail some bad guy. Or un-nail a good guy, as the case may be.
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MistaUNGA said:
be sure to slap a  sticker on there and take a pic, cuz otherwise it didn't happen!
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PsilocybinMike
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Dr_T]
#119498 - 09/08/08 11:23 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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When they are interviewing you at the beggening make a bunch of outrageous claims about how you are racist against certain groups etc. I heard they can't use you on the jury if you do 
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Dr_T
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"White people piss me off!!!"
That'll get you excused.
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MistaUNGA said:
be sure to slap a sticker on there and take a pic, cuz otherwise it didn't happen!
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 mel_lonta_tauda
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Posts: 9,407
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: m3kgt]
#119525 - 09/08/08 01:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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how are you chosen to appear for jury duty anyways?
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beatyou
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Posts: 2,143
Loc: 512/atx
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It's random, all you have to have to be called in is a driver's liscense. and yes during the interview just say some weird biased shit and they will not choose you.
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m3kgt
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: beatyou]
#119559 - 09/08/08 03:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Woke up 15mins after I was suppose to show up. 
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: beatyou]
#119560 - 09/08/08 04:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
beatyou said:
It's random, all you have to have to be called in is a driver's liscense. and yes during the interview just say some weird biased shit and they will not choose you.
damn, that's some fuckshit
i just may never answer unrecognized numbers now
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Dr_T
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Registered: 05/25/08
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Why would you want to miss out on watching some stupid fuck get what's coming to him? Or miss out on letting some virtuous but long-haired guy go free?
And many companies will pay you for jury duty, it's like a vacation day.
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MistaUNGA said:
be sure to slap a sticker on there and take a pic, cuz otherwise it didn't happen!
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mel_lonta_tauda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,407
Loc: the sun
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Dr_T]
#119572 - 09/08/08 04:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i tend to stay away from court houses and authority figures
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Phriend
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yeh me 2
I'd rather hang out with pauly shore then do jury duty
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Dr_T
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Quote:
mel_lonta_tauda said:
i tend to stay away from court houses and authority figures
But if they invite you- it's cool.
They aren't going to do anything bad to you, and if nothing else, it's a fresh look at how the system works. Especially if you've been lucky enough to never have had to face a jury yourself. Think of it like taping the other guys' practice sessions.
But as was said already, it's easy enough to get out of it once summoned- just go down there and fill out the form truthfully. The clerk will take it, blink a few times, and send you on your way. No big.
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MistaUNGA said:
be sure to slap a sticker on there and take a pic, cuz otherwise it didn't happen!
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beatyou
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,143
Loc: 512/atx
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Dr_T]
#119605 - 09/08/08 07:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I personally know williamson county only pays jurors 8$ a day! fucking bullshit
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Dr_T]
#119609 - 09/08/08 07:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dr_T said:
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mel_lonta_tauda said:
i tend to stay away from court houses and authority figures
But if they invite you- it's cool.
They aren't going to do anything bad to you, and if nothing else, it's a fresh look at how the system works. Especially if you've been lucky enough to never have had to face a jury yourself. Think of it like taping the other guys' practice sessions.
But as was said already, it's easy enough to get out of it once summoned- just go down there and fill out the form truthfully. The clerk will take it, blink a few times, and send you on your way. No big.
that's a good point
i'll keep that in mind 
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wowitch420
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THIS IS WILCO MOTHERFUCKERS
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