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 Siekostoner
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 Funyn shit 
#118230 - 09/04/08 08:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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we were smokin some shit called oasis earlier, and my friend looks at me and says he's going to take the biggest hit ever. he proceeds to take a gigantic hit and holds it for a good 10 seconds. tHen he starts sucking in air like he's about to cough, and when he finally coughs, projectile vomit jsut spewwwss out...... like i've never seen anyone throw up like that right after taking a hit..
anyway i'm really baked 
how's everybody??
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 bananatelephone
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Projectile vomit eh?
That's impressive.
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THEBats
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lol. party foul! 
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Toiletduk
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Be thankful he didn't hurl into the bong.I knew a guy that did just that back in HS. 
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beatyou
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Re: Funyn shit [Re: Toiletduk]
#118325 - 09/04/08 09:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i hope one of you punched him hard as fuck in the arm right after he puked on whoever's carpet. what a fucking idiot
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this is me on a bar, 3 methrolls (up 4 days), ketamine, and some good acid two years ago.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Quote:
Siekostoner said:
we were smokin some shit called oasis earlier, and my friend looks at me and says he's going to take the biggest hit ever. he proceeds to take a gigantic hit and holds it for a good 10 seconds. tHen he starts sucking in air like he's about to cough, and when he finally coughs, projectile vomit just spewwwss out...... like i've never seen anyone throw up like that right after taking a hit..
 
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sittingbull137
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my friend threw up on himself in the car a few days ago after i gave em' a shotgun.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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it's so funny when people puke from smoking
floozies can't handle it
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sittingbull137
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well it was really fucking early in the morning also. 
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Tangerines
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Puking is for floozies in general.
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fear.loathingSF
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One time there was this kid I didnt know at a dealers house and I watched him take a hit, cough/sneeze back into the bong, and after bongwater was all over his lap he got up and had two strings of snot coming out of his nose like 4 inches long. Quite possibly the weakest attempt at a bong rip ever.
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THEBats
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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b0b gnarley
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Quote:
sittingbull137 said:
my friend threw up on himself in the car a few days ago after i gave em' a shotgun.
you give your homies shotguns? 
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THEBats
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Re: Funyn shit [Re: THEBats]
#118454 - 09/04/08 11:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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sittingbull137
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Re: Funyn shit [Re: THEBats]
#118458 - 09/04/08 11:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah its funny. and it gets you blown.
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b0b gnarley
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i'm sure it does 
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Coaster
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weed always supressed my vomits
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THEBats
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Re: Funyn shit [Re: Coaster]
#118464 - 09/04/08 11:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like shotgun too. How u do em coaster? u do em the pro way with the blunt in your mouth and you blow out?
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Coaster
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Re: Funyn shit [Re: THEBats]
#118465 - 09/04/08 11:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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ive done it all
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sittingbull137
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Re: Funyn shit [Re: THEBats]
#118468 - 09/04/08 11:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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THEBats said:
I like shotgun too. How u do em coaster? u do em the pro way with the blunt in your mouth and you blow out?
apparently blowing shotguns makes you gay.
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