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 THEBats
The Bridge Master
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 wife's cheating on me... 
#116744 - 09/01/08 12:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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b0b gnarley
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Re: wife's cheating on me... [Re: THEBats]
#116745 - 09/01/08 12:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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soo...was that a joke or what? im confused man haha
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
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Re: wife's cheating on me... [Re: b0b gnarley]
#116747 - 09/01/08 12:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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bummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmer man
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numonk
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Re: wife's cheating on me... [Re: Coaster]
#116762 - 09/01/08 12:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Take her sister out to dinner. That reaction will let you know for sure... if she's cool about it, then take it back to the dealer.
Otherwise you can just take care of it yourself.:)
~Monk
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 mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: wife's cheating on me... [Re: THEBats]
#116798 - 09/01/08 03:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
b0b gnarley said:
soo...was that a joke or what? im confused man haha
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ATX_AJ
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Re: wife's cheating on me... [Re: numonk]
#116799 - 09/01/08 03:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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you could try to use a torque wrench on the valve cover bolts, and set it to the factory specs. if that doesn't help, i'd take it back to the dealer.
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Uber_AJ from the Shroomery
Crom laughs at your four winds. He laughs from his mountain!
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godspeedyou
to the face
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Re: wife's cheating on me... [Re: THEBats]
#116800 - 09/01/08 03:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Try to realize it's all within yourself
No-one else can make you change
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Toiletduk
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Re: wife's cheating on me... [Re: ATX_AJ]
#116806 - 09/01/08 03:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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He could also use the torque wrench on his wife, ifyouknowwhatImean. 
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ATX_AJ
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Re: wife's cheating on me... [Re: Toiletduk]
#116807 - 09/01/08 03:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Uber_AJ from the Shroomery
Crom laughs at your four winds. He laughs from his mountain!
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0xYg3n
el cid
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Re: wife's cheating on me... [Re: ATX_AJ]
#116808 - 09/01/08 04:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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zippo420
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Re: wife's cheating on me... [Re: 0xYg3n]
#117656 - 09/03/08 11:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sorry dude.
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Coaster
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Re: wife's cheating on me... [Re: zippo420]
#117662 - 09/03/08 11:53 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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rofl i just realized this is a joke
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ezKiel
All About the Haze
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Re: wife's cheating on me... [Re: Coaster]
#117673 - 09/03/08 12:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol tht you just got it
and rofl at the joke. i heard a variation on it before but this one hit me like that /b/ belair'd shit. i loled
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