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Harry_Ba11sach
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if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out
#112790 - 08/22/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd be the Arnold Schwarzenegger of cocks
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Coaster
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#112793 - 08/22/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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he took steriods so i thnk his cock is pretty pathetic lawl
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#112795 - 08/22/08 12:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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no dummy, my cock would dwarf other cocks with it's sheer muscular domination. I wouldn't have his dick, my dick would be as large as arnold!
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#112796 - 08/22/08 12:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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my cock is arnold
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Coaster
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: b0b gnarley]
#112798 - 08/22/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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my cock beat up arnold
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Coaster]
#112800 - 08/22/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You would have to have one first.
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: b0b gnarley]
#112801 - 08/22/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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you can do penis excercise and stretches to make it bigger
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Coaster]
#112803 - 08/22/08 12:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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mine was named master blaster
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: andyistic]
#112805 - 08/22/08 12:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
andyistic said: You would have to have one first.
i bet ive gotten my dick sucked more times than uve made out with ur gf
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Coaster]
#112808 - 08/22/08 12:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
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andyistic said: You would have to have one first.
i bet ive gotten my dick sucked more times than uve night raped ur gf
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Coaster]
#112811 - 08/22/08 12:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
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andyistic said: You would have to have one first.
i bet ive gotten my dick sucked more times than uve made out with ur gf
Sure - by all the men in your neighborhood - that's easy to believe.
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Coaster
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: andyistic]
#112812 - 08/22/08 12:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i said made out with UR GF not MY NEIGHBORS
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Coaster]
#112815 - 08/22/08 12:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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My girl has given me the treatment more times than I can count.
It's ashame she can't be doing that while I'm off working, you know?
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: andyistic]
#112817 - 08/22/08 01:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ya but theres no doubt in my mind i have u beet some days i would get up to 10 bjs a day no joke and that would go on for days
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Coaster]
#112818 - 08/22/08 01:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Now now children, this thread is about how huge my penis is, not how sexy coaster's neighbors are.
and b0b, good one
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Coaster]
#112819 - 08/22/08 01:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said: he took steriods so i thnk his cock is pretty pathetic lawl
You mean testicles are/were pathetic, because anabolic steroids have no bearing on cock size.
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Tangerines]
#112820 - 08/22/08 01:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: b0b gnarley]
#112827 - 08/22/08 01:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Roxum]
#112833 - 08/22/08 01:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i giggled
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Coaster
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: b0b gnarley]
#112835 - 08/22/08 01:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i lauged my ass off lawl
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penis music: the essentials [Re: Roxum]
#112839 - 08/22/08 01:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Roxum]
#112844 - 08/22/08 01:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: penis music: the essentials [Re: b0b gnarley]
#112845 - 08/22/08 01:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: penis music: the essentials [Re: Roxum]
#112849 - 08/22/08 01:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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damn i was just gonna post them lol
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: b0b gnarley]
#112851 - 08/22/08 01:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol wtf
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: ShroomMan]
#112855 - 08/22/08 01:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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mickey avalon?
fucking retarded but keepin the thread goin
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: b0b gnarley]
#112857 - 08/22/08 01:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: ShroomMan]
#112861 - 08/22/08 01:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: b0b gnarley]
#112862 - 08/22/08 01:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: penis music: the essentials [Re: b0b gnarley]
#112863 - 08/22/08 01:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: penis music: the essentials [Re: b0b gnarley]
#112885 - 08/22/08 02:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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dat guy is a weirdo lol
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: ShroomMan]
#112888 - 08/22/08 02:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: usg543]
#112907 - 08/22/08 02:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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The only one's I can think of off the top o my head are "She broke my dick" by All, and "big balls" by ac/dc
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Coaster]
#113015 - 08/22/08 07:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
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andyistic said: You would have to have one first.
i bet ive gotten my dick sucked more times than uve made out with ur gf
how much ecstasy did they take before hand?
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Coaster]
#113019 - 08/22/08 08:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said: ya but theres no doubt in my mind i have u beet some days i would get up to 10 bjs a day no joke and that would go on for days
Ouch man my balls would be sore as fuck.
BTW I have teh biggest p3n0r mine beats up zues on a regular basis.
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Agent00]
#113034 - 08/22/08 09:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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My record is 14. I could do more, but it gets to the point where you're so low that you have to actually force yourself to orgasm, lest you can go on forever. I long surpassed the point where the soreness bothers me. Man up, we're talking about sex here
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Ferris]
#113080 - 08/22/08 11:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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the soreness feels better than any of it.
but 14 bjs is nuts.
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: just me]
#113087 - 08/23/08 12:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just to clarify, they weren't all bjs, but I came 14 times with the help of a girl, in one session (12+ hours).
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Ferris]
#113089 - 08/23/08 01:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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nice. my record is 17 in one day, but that was alllllll by myself.
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: just me]
#113091 - 08/23/08 01:49 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't have a count on a solo number, but if I did, I bet it would be damn high. 17 is a number any guy can be proud of.
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Ferris]
#113092 - 08/23/08 01:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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im quite proud of it
it was only a couple months after i learned how to jack it too.
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: just me]
#113093 - 08/23/08 01:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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How do you still remember those things?
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: just me]
#113094 - 08/23/08 01:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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It took me a while to gear up to full on chronic masturbation. I wasn't good at it at first I suppose
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: Ferris]
#113766 - 08/24/08 04:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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cuz i was going for an astonishing feat.
u remember when you caught that huge fish.
or got that trophy buck?
no, not ur stlye? well then you rmember when you won that gold medal, or beat that record?
not ur style either?
remember when you got that SUPER dank sack of herb and got really blitzed...
see my point
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Re: if dicks grew like muscles when you worked them out [Re: just me]
#113767 - 08/24/08 05:06 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, I see your point.
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