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 dfernandez90
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 So I'm About To Leave For College 
#110579 - 08/17/08 06:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Share some of your college wisdom growery.
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: dfernandez90]
#110580 - 08/17/08 06:44 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Long since graduated.
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Bastard greedy for salvia, want me to cheat, take advantage of a friend shroomerite G!
Tangerines said: "Real men quit cold turkey - alone in their rooms with no drugs."
OK so ... where is everyone? This place is so dead lately!
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dfernandez90
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: andyistic]
#110581 - 08/17/08 06:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Me wants a story.
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: dfernandez90]
#110582 - 08/17/08 06:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dan has a thread full of stories.
Check it out.
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 zippo420
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: dfernandez90]
#110583 - 08/17/08 06:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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First off you'll be nervous and unsure. Soon though, your social anxiety will disappear and you'll be drinking large amount of alcohol. You'll meet some girls your really want to fuck, your might get one, but the rest will be really drunk or really stupid and/or ugly and/or fat. If you already have a girlfriend, it's approx 1week to 3 years you'll break up.
By the time you realize your not learning anything, and your rather spend 10 grand a year on weed and books, it'll be too late. You'll end up drinking more and/or smoking more which will drive you further in debt. It's ok, by this time you'll be close to graduation.
When you graduate, you'll probably end up getting a shitty job making mildy more than you do now.
Good thing is, maybe you'll score a hot chick, get drunk as fuck, and get a good job.
Maybe...
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usg543
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: dfernandez90]
#110584 - 08/17/08 06:56 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
dfernandez90 said:
Share some of your college wisdom growery.
if you have a girlfriend now, dump her ass. get as much freshman pussy as you can.
freshman year is easiest, so party it up.
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dfernandez90
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: andyistic]
#110585 - 08/17/08 06:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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What? It has three real stories in the whole thread, none of which have to do with college.
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Picklez
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: dfernandez90]
#110590 - 08/17/08 07:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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once you get settled in let me know and we can meet up and get our smoke on.
I move up there Thursday morning and ill have a couple of my friends helping.
Im really looking forward to a great school year 
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Sativus
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: dfernandez90]
#110591 - 08/17/08 07:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Don't end up in this sort of situation:
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usg543
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: Picklez]
#110592 - 08/17/08 07:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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where you guys going? any University of TN peeps?
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Picklez
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: usg543]
#110593 - 08/17/08 07:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Arizona State
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: Picklez]
#110594 - 08/17/08 07:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Texas state
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heady nugz
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Dr_T
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: dfernandez90]
#110596 - 08/17/08 07:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
dfernandez90 said:
Share some of your college wisdom growery.
Toe the line.
Do your homework.
Stay clean and sober. And celibate, if you can.
Graduating from college will earn you (on average) more than a million dollars more than not doing so.
One. Million. Dollars. Don't fuck it up.
Plan B: Get really high, bang a bunch of skanky chicks, think about it later while working behind a counter somewhere. Better than it sounds, I promise.
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MistaUNGA said:
be sure to slap a  sticker on there and take a pic, cuz otherwise it didn't happen!
Edited by Dr_T (08/17/08 07:39 PM)
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jewunit
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: dfernandez90]
#110597 - 08/17/08 07:34 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sell weed.
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dfernandez90
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: Picklez]
#110598 - 08/17/08 07:34 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Are you living in the dorm? I'm in Manzinita, also moving in on the 21st.
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Dr_T
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: zippo420]
#110599 - 08/17/08 07:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
zippo420 said:
By the time you realize your not learning anything
Ipso facto and Q.E.D.
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MistaUNGA said:
be sure to slap a sticker on there and take a pic, cuz otherwise it didn't happen!
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Sativus
Brosef Knecht
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: Dr_T]
#110600 - 08/17/08 07:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dr_T said:
Toe the line.
Do your homework.
Agreed. Also, take advantage of your profs' office hours. I didn't start going to office hours until halfway through my junior year, and then I found out how much I was missing. A lot of profs like to give previews of exam questions.
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Dr_T said:
Stay clean and sober. And celibate, if you can.
That takes all the fun out of college!
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Dr_T
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: Sativus]
#110601 - 08/17/08 07:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sativus said:
That takes all the fun out of college!
True, but college isn't supposed to be fun.
Four years of no fun yields a lifetime of bucks.
More bucks = more fun.
It's worth it.
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MistaUNGA said:
be sure to slap a sticker on there and take a pic, cuz otherwise it didn't happen!
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Picklez
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: dfernandez90]
#110602 - 08/17/08 07:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
dfernandez90 said:
Are you living in the dorm? I'm in Manzinita, also moving in on the 21st.
More than likely. Im supposed to be living at Hassassympa but my friend has a spare room at his apartment so I might just move up with him if everything works out before school starts.
Im still waiting to get my financial aid 
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Brosef Knecht
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Re: So I'm About To Leave For College [Re: Dr_T]
#110603 - 08/17/08 07:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe I'm better at gettin' edjumacated than the average person, but I think it's possible to succeed in college while still enjoying drugs and sex. The key is not to overdo it, and to keep your priorities straight. Grades are more important than chicks; drugs are only good to the extent that they don't negatively impact academic performance.
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