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 THEBats
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 I was just wondering.... 
#108979 - 08/14/08 03:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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....what would you do if you were  a chick and she farted and kinda got shit mist on you? would you be pissed?
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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aDoS
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
#108981 - 08/14/08 03:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would be seriously...turned off.
Kind of off-topic, but what is your avatar of? It is kind of weird.
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THEBats
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: aDoS]
#108982 - 08/14/08 03:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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nancy pelosi
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: aDoS]
#108983 - 08/14/08 03:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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looks like the old freaks movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0022913/
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aDoS said:
I would be seriously...turned off.
Kind of off-topic, but what is your avatar of? It is kind of weird.
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THEBats
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: beatyou]
#109073 - 08/14/08 01:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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drok
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
#109074 - 08/14/08 01:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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tha chick in your avatar looks like shes havin a good time,
nothin weird about that
as for the spray fart question, it depends on how hot she is
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highasfuck
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: drok]
#109098 - 08/14/08 02:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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No never. If shes super hot its even more of a turn off. because youd expect that from an ugly chick.
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Toiletduk
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: highasfuck]
#109100 - 08/14/08 02:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hot chicks don't fart. True fact.
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tsollost
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
#109104 - 08/14/08 02:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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may i ask what sparked this question? lol.
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andyistic
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: Toiletduk]
#109105 - 08/14/08 02:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh this is true!
Only the fat ones who can't stop eating shit do that.
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Slave of Cthulhu
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
#109107 - 08/14/08 02:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your avatar looks like some Aphex Twin shit, but yeah...I'd be pissed, if I had one in me i'd rip a fat one right in er face. Girls fartin is just a huge turn off, I don't mind burpin.
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ezKiel
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I'd overlook the fart assuming it was fairly quiet and not too odorous.
But spray!? Fuck that.
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: tsollost]
#109351 - 08/14/08 10:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
tsollost said:
may i ask what sparked this question? lol.
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blunt master
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: highasfuck]
#109355 - 08/14/08 10:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
highasfuck said:
No never. If shes super hot its even more of a turn off. because youd expect that from an ugly chick.
yeah i think id rather get shit misted by a ugly chick then a hot chick also
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highasfuck
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: blunt master]
#109359 - 08/14/08 10:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hot chicks- dont poop
ugly chicks- poop
simple as that
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Slave of Cthulhu
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: highasfuck]
#109363 - 08/14/08 10:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I agree.
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THEBats
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holy fuck when did I post this?
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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highasfuck
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
#109455 - 08/14/08 11:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I hate that!
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slackophage
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
#109462 - 08/14/08 11:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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THEBats said:
holy fuck when did I post this?
(20 hours, 14 minutes ago)
Possibly whilst fucked up?
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godspeedyou
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
#109500 - 08/15/08 12:02 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
THEBats said:
....what would you do if you were a chick and she farted and kinda got shit mist on you? would you be pissed?
That's disgusting bro. I would definitely be turned off.
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