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 Doitagain
Smoothie therapist
 
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 give me a good excuse 
#10530 - 04/23/08 01:41 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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to give to my employer, cause i don't feel like working my shift today.
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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 JollyGreenJRayV
Mister
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 717
Loc: North America
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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Doitagain]
#10542 - 04/23/08 01:46 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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stomach virus.
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Rickster
El Conquistador
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 24
Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
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Quote:
JollyGreenJRayV said:
stomach virus.
Always works! I don't think they like it when you'r shittin ur pants all day!
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SmallTime
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 65
Last seen: 7 years, 10 months
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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Doitagain]
#10545 - 04/23/08 01:47 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I always prefer the diarrhea route because nobody really wants to talk about someone else's shit.
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Doitagain
Smoothie therapist
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 7,226
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yeah, i told her my grandfather had a heart attack and got hospitalized, and i had to visit him,, because what kind of depraved asshole lies about that shit.
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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Evan
Medical Marvel
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 169
Last seen: 16 years, 6 months
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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Doitagain]
#10560 - 04/23/08 01:56 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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only you, only you...
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Rickster
El Conquistador
Registered: 04/20/08
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Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Doitagain]
#10561 - 04/23/08 01:56 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doitagain said:
yeah, i told her my grandfather had a heart attack and got hospitalized, and i had to visit him,, because what kind of depraved asshole lies about that shit.
You!
I have used this excuse, but only with family that has already passed, I would hate to say something like that and the shit really happen. I know the odds are bad, but I wouldn't take the chance.
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Doitagain
Smoothie therapist
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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Rickster]
#10568 - 04/23/08 02:01 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Rickster said:
Quote:
Doitagain said:
yeah, i told her my grandfather had a heart attack and got hospitalized, and i had to visit him,, because what kind of depraved asshole lies about that shit.
You!
I have used this excuse, but only with family that has already passed, I would hate to say something like that and the shit really happen. I know the odds are bad, but I wouldn't take the chance.
well it's with family that doesn't exist, because one of my grandpas is living but he lives in LA, and i told her i had to go visit my grandpa in fresno, but i have no grandpa in fresno but fresnos far enough that theres no way i could be back in time to finish my shift.
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
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Bandersnatch
Frumious
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 638
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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Doitagain]
#10591 - 04/23/08 02:15 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you tell them someone died too, you can get days off for a funereal. 
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Toiletduk
Head Goon
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,675
Loc: Earthfarm 1
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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Bandersnatch]
#10603 - 04/23/08 02:25 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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 Just be sure you keep track of who you've killed off. When I was in HS, I was wroking as a dishwasher at a restaurant, and I had my grandma die twice. 
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Doitagain
Smoothie therapist
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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Toiletduk]
#10604 - 04/23/08 02:26 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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i lol'd,, yeah i better be careful about that lmao.
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
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Bandersnatch
Frumious
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 638
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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Toiletduk]
#10619 - 04/23/08 02:55 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well most people DO have to grandmas.
On a side note: Yes! finally I can rate people!
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elaspeinreason
his serene highness
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 463
Loc: Washington DC
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Re: give me a good excuse [Re: Doitagain]
#10679 - 04/23/08 03:49 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doitagain said:
yeah, i told her my grandfather had a heart attack and got hospitalized, and i had to visit him,, because what kind of depraved asshole lies about that shit.
well you did.
don't beat yourself up , hit a bowl and think about why you skipped work in the first place.
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हम सब एक है ~ We Are All One
The ultimate source of happiness, successful life, is within ourselves. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. - Buddha
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