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coda
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How to almost burn your house down 101
#103535 - 08/05/08 06:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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1.) store pizza boxes with pizza in oven due to lack of room in fridge and a small fly problem in the house
2.) forget you have pizza boxes in said oven
3.) preheat oven to 400 F
4.) enjoy wonderful smell of cardboard baking in the oven.
christ i need some sleep.
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PsilocybinMike
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: coda]
#103536 - 08/05/08 06:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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LMAO... that'd be a huge fuck up
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ShroomMan
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: coda]
#103539 - 08/05/08 06:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did you eat the pizza after?
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coda
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: ShroomMan]
#103540 - 08/05/08 06:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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no, lol, i'm bbq'ing some burgers tonight. needed the oven for the fries, although the pizza did look tasty
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b0b gnarley
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: coda]
#103541 - 08/05/08 06:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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fuck flies
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coda
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: b0b gnarley]
#103543 - 08/05/08 06:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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yah, better then the flea infestation i had at my last place when i first moved in. We got most of em, still have a few buzzing around though which is why we're not leaving food out.
It's fun nailing the suckers with raid and watching them drop out of the air and twitch
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Sirius
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: coda]
#103593 - 08/05/08 08:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said: 1.) store pizza boxes with pizza in oven due to lack of room in fridge and a small fly problem in the house
2.) forget you have pizza boxes in said oven
3.) preheat oven to 400 F
4.) enjoy wonderful smell of cardboard baking in the oven.
christ i need some sleep.
Just be glad it wasn't some sort of dish you left in there, complete with plastic utensil. The smell of melted plastic and the pain in the ass of removing it from the oven, not to mention the suspicion that the frozen pizza you cook afterwards vaguely tastes like chemicals, is less than desirable.... especially the second time it happens.
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: coda]
#103669 - 08/05/08 08:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said: 1.) store pizza boxes with pizza in oven due to lack of room in fridge and a small fly problem in the house
2.) forget you have pizza boxes in said oven
3.) preheat oven to 400 F
4.) enjoy wonderful smell of cardboard baking in the oven.
christ i need some sleep.
clean your house
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Agent00
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: wowitch420]
#103672 - 08/05/08 09:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol
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beatyou
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: Agent00]
#103753 - 08/05/08 10:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i was killing wasp nests this weekend with some neurotoxin spray shit
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Agent00
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: beatyou]
#103758 - 08/05/08 10:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dude are you serious?
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beatyou
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: Agent00]
#103759 - 08/05/08 10:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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my favorite method, but most dangerous, is the aerosol can blow torch. you can kill huge nests with that method right there. It is also a good way to almost burn your house down.
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Agent00
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: beatyou]
#103761 - 08/05/08 11:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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brick houses FTW
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wowitch420
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: Agent00]
#103763 - 08/05/08 11:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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that would be hella tight to have ahouse made out of shwag brix, then to burn it down
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: wowitch420]
#103766 - 08/05/08 11:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bummer coda. I did the same thing with a dozen pf cake jars. I got all freaked out and made a post about it on here too. That night sucked. But it didn't catch fire i just didn't realize it until it was ready to go, as i recall.
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: beatyou]
#103769 - 08/05/08 11:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
beatyou said: my favorite method, but most dangerous, is the aerosol can blow torch. you can kill huge nests with that method right there. It is also a good way to almost burn your house down.
lol i did that way back when i was in elementary school, nice avatar by the way my fav show trailer park boys
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: coda]
#103794 - 08/06/08 12:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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how about roasting easy mac in the microwave by forgeting to add water?
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: highasfuck]
#103803 - 08/06/08 12:14 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Great thread, job coda I take it you were high at the time ? I'd like to hope so stupid stoner mishaps are acceptable IMO
On a side note this reminds me to buy a fire extinguisher for the kitchen ... a good investment if I do say so myself
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: highasfuck]
#103807 - 08/06/08 12:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i microwaved a pop tart for 5 minutes instead of 5 seconds it literally caught on fire, destroyed the entire microwave.
it was awesome
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beatyou
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Re: How to almost burn your house down 101 [Re: b0b gnarley]
#103810 - 08/06/08 12:19 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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sounds rad
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