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 I'm so stressed out 
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no ammount of booze or bud can lift my mood
fuck my brother for ruining my night 
one thing is for certain.
I need to get laid ..
this fucking headache has got to go 
bitch bitch bitch 
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 Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102672 - 08/04/08 07:01 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Your brother stole your date?
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102674 - 08/04/08 07:02 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I am sorry you feel this way...:(
And i am sorry your bro ruined your night...you need to relax and take a bath perhaps, and take something for your headache.
I hope you feel better. 
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: andyistic]
#102688 - 08/04/08 07:11 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Your brother stole your date?
No he stole my good mood
and besides the fact I have no aspirn or anything for pain relief
..I'm just now getting into a calm state
my blueberry vodka turned out to be shitty , I think i used to much vodka not enough blueberry
perhaps I'll get to a point where smoking a bowl will be a pleasure
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102696 - 08/04/08 07:13 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Too much vodka is never a bad thing.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: andyistic]
#102698 - 08/04/08 07:14 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I say massage would be better, very relaxing.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: andyistic]
#102707 - 08/04/08 07:21 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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andyistic said:
Too much vodka is never a bad thing.
straight vodka.. call it a martini ftw!
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I say massage would be better, very relaxing.
oh how I would pay good money to have a cutie rub my soreness away
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102712 - 08/04/08 07:23 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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cheap prostitute?
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captain.koons said:
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andyistic said:
Too much vodka is never a bad thing.
straight vodka.. call it a martini ftw!
I can barely do shots of this blueberry goo ..maybe letting it sit will help
I have no idea what I'm doing
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I say massage would be better, very relaxing.
I'll grab some banana scented massaging oil. Are you ready for a rub down? 
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102722 - 08/04/08 07:28 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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you fail then
what if you need to do shots of wild turkey or something more harsh than vodka?
train! train ! train!
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102724 - 08/04/08 07:29 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
captain.koons said:
Quote:
andyistic said:
Too much vodka is never a bad thing.
straight vodka.. call it a martini ftw!
I can barely do shots of this blueberry goo ..maybe letting it sit will help
I have no idea what I'm doing
cheap sex ? no thanks dick sores FTL ..I'm pretty sure I wanna make this pain go away
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: 0xYg3n]
#102726 - 08/04/08 07:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Only if you let me do you first, 
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102727 - 08/04/08 07:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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turning down sex in fear your penis will hurt is a sissy move too!
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you fail then
what if you need to do shots of wild turkey or something more harsh than vodka?
train! train ! train!
The day I need to take shots of wild turkey is the day I fail.
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Okay. You got it babe! 
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I give you, the Ultimate STD Song
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Phriend
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I do realize I serisouly need to get laid
but I'm not the type of guy who would spend my hard earned money on a cheap fuck
It's important my penis stay healthy 
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102737 - 08/04/08 07:37 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Phriend said:
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captain.koons said:
you fail then
what if you need to do shots of wild turkey or something more harsh than vodka?
train! train ! train!
The day I need to take shots of wild turkey is the day I fail.
Do you shoot anything?
I shoot everything, me and my friends have this stupid tradition where we buy a round of drinks doesn't matter what it is everyone has to shoot it no bitching if they don't... they pay for the round.
Only exception is if they're completely plastered and it's just a bitch move to cost them 30bucks.
I remember back and forward between Jägermeister, Goldschläger and Southern Comfort.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102741 - 08/04/08 07:42 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Good philosophy, there is nothing cool about infections...down there.
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I barely go out to drink anymore
when I'm home I shoot jager or vodka
I tend to fail at drinking liquor
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102745 - 08/04/08 07:45 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm having myself a Red Stripe right now. 
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captain.koons
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Why are you encouraging him?
WTF.
and haven't you heard of a latex?
If it's someone I haven't been with already or don't know well - latex on.
If it looks questionable - latex on.
If I think semen may have been pumped into her recently - latex on.
If someone I know who gets tested and doesn't have like 20 guys gang banging her every other night, whatever goes
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102747 - 08/04/08 07:45 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I fail at drinking liquor as well, but i am not a big drinker, give me beer, or mix me a daiquiri.
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bananatelephone
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STI's are uncool,
but i mean, you are right, condoms do help protect against them.
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*hands you a cold one*
I need to find a decent pub
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STI's are uncool,
but i mean, you are right, condoms do help protect against them.
I'm the kind of guy who is enough of an asshole to say a girl looks questionably infected with something too.
I'd detect her guilty mind trying to infect me with her puss excreting rash.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102752 - 08/04/08 07:52 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Phriend said:
I barely go out to drink anymore
when I'm home I shoot jager or vodka
I tend to fail at drinking liquor
Jägermeister wins.
I used to be a huge vodka fan.
I hardly drink anymore, I only make exceptions to drink with my best friends from high school who I don't really see anymore. My neighbor time to time. anddd horny sluts.
I try to avoid drugs and drinking now. I wanna champ out at university in fall and I'm trying to get into supreme fitness.
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drugs now suck for me because I have to pay for them
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102755 - 08/04/08 08:02 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Drugs are definately more enjoyable when you don't pay for them.
Buying crappy drugs always pisses me off 
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wow i am a total girl, i am drinking cran/raspberry soda...no alcohol for me...:(
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It's probably best I don't have access to alot of drugs
then again I'm high I need some drugs
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102762 - 08/04/08 08:09 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Take a trip to Rite-Aid or WalGreens or something.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102763 - 08/04/08 08:11 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have access to free pot/oil/hash from my neighbor. Free booze whenever I want it... I just avoid those friends.
I can show up at my uncles house and expect a 24 to be pulled from the fridge before I get my shoes off too :P
Hard drugs nothing really unless you consider E a hard drug :P I pay for that but it's so ridicously cheap it doesn't matter.
I seriously think smoking pot is one of the least economical drugs. LSD, MDMA, Mushrooms all seem like better pics.
DMT/Ayahuasca/Mushrooms especially if you grow/extract yourself.
I could only amagine a cocaine or heroin addictions damage to my wallet.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: andyistic]
#102765 - 08/04/08 08:13 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I dont't need cough syrup
I need what's in the pharmacy
So...can you write me a script ?
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I can show up at my uncles house and expect a 24 to be pulled from the fridge before I get my shoes off too :P
Thats the Canadian way
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Most Canadians don't behave the way me and my family do around booze.
I think it's a cultural way.
My uncle being the old fucker he is can seriously drink... he's small and old and ive seen him put away damn near 40 beers in a night. Slurry but still walking (8ish hour night)
I think I've drank 35 beers on one or two occassions in a long night.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102772 - 08/04/08 08:18 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Phriend said:
I dont't need cough syrup
I need what's in the pharmacy
So...can you write me a script ?
I will write you a script for some chicken soup with Tylenol added.
Use only as directed.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: andyistic]
#102775 - 08/04/08 08:19 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Chicken soup made with love will help.
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You can just take your Partridge Family attitude the hell out of here, young lady. 
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I just cooked some chicken after I eat I think I'm going for a 32 km bike ride :o
Should take 2.5hours
then more growery till I pass out.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: andyistic]
#102783 - 08/04/08 08:22 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Andy, you could use some chicken soup made with love...
To Cap. have fun on the bike ride!
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I just cooked some chicken after I eat I think I'm going for a 32 km bike ride :o
Should take 2.5hours
then more growery till I pass out.
I'm going to bed
May the force be with you 
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Phriend]
#102789 - 08/04/08 08:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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this will calm your shit 
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Andy, you could use some chicken soup made with love...
To Cap. have fun on the bike ride!
Probably won't go for another hour or so.
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man, hopefully you won't get scared...its getting dark...who knows whats out there...
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I always bike at night :o
Sometimes I bike like 2am - 6am
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andyistic
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Not to worry - he has his HelloKitty night stick.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: andyistic]
#102810 - 08/04/08 08:51 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Im thinking of getting a generator thingy headlight for my bike.
Safety first!
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I always bike at night :o
Sometimes I bike like 2am - 6am
I used to, until I discovered that cops feel that the simple fact of riding so late is sufficient cause to stop me and try to harass me into consenting to a search. I got good at excersizing my rights, but eventually decided it wasn't worth the stress.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Sativus]
#102819 - 08/04/08 08:59 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Riding a bike at night in a large town isn't wise.
In a small town where everyone knows each other, that's different.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: andyistic]
#102823 - 08/04/08 09:05 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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This was a small town... there was plenty of tweaker-related crime on the other side of town, but the cops avoided that area unless specifically called in, preferring to harass suburbia for some reason 
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Sativus]
#102824 - 08/04/08 09:06 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Avoided? As in paid to look the other way?
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: andyistic]
#102837 - 08/04/08 09:13 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Avoided? As in paid to look the other way?
lazy pigs, its the same way in my area too.
do you ever see tweakers with teh $$$? 
they'd rather fuck with kids past curfew than the tweakers
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: b0b gnarley]
#102842 - 08/04/08 09:16 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I thought they would enjoy playing the tough guy and sticking their guns into the tweaker's faces.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: andyistic]
#102843 - 08/04/08 09:16 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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andyistic said:
Avoided? As in paid to look the other way?
Nah, just a combination of lazy and scared. Tweakers aren't succeptible to pepper spray. One almost dronwed a couple cops until a biker intervened.
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: andyistic]
#102846 - 08/04/08 09:18 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I thought they would enjoy playing the tough guy and sticking their guns into the tweaker's faces.
that's what the kids are for, tweakers will fight back and possibly own them
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Re: I'm so stressed out [Re: Sativus]
#102860 - 08/04/08 09:34 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
captain.koons said:
I always bike at night :o
Sometimes I bike like 2am - 6am
I used to, until I discovered that cops feel that the simple fact of riding so late is sufficient cause to stop me and try to harass me into consenting to a search. I got good at excersizing my rights, but eventually decided it wasn't worth the stress.
cops never bother me. I even biked the wrong way down this one street passing a cop and he seemed ticked but didnt stop.
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